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Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon. He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · Dec 14

This is exactly why sentence structure is important. Because right now, in my mind, Jack Taylor’s goal is overshadowed by his immediate attempted sexual assault of the referee.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 20m

I think I’ll miss YOU the most!

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1h

And shall dine out on that very fact for years.

A handsome man sits in the background, mixing seamlessly and effortless with the established glamour of Ramsay Street.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12h

Can concur.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12h

Can concur.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 15h

Absolutely no way. This fucking game is dead. Five minutes on this? It’s not a penalty.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 17h

Rondon, Niasse, that Stracq lad, we’ve had some fucking terrible forwards. Genuinely awful.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 17h

Honestly - I think we’ve got to make something happen. Barry might/might not be a player. Beto isn’t. We can’t go a full season without a striker.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 17h

Those are my “take-homes”. A fair outcome, and to be expected given the gulf in class between the squads. January can’t come soon enough.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 17h

Mo Salah would’ve had a penalty there.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 18h

Didn’t hold the line, didn’t track the run.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 18h

A fucking country mile. Outstanding performance, that.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 18h

“Everton have set their stall out”.

Three big chances. These fucking commentators come with a script. Apparently City just need to show “that bit of quality”, too.

Top stuff, commento!

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 18h

Here for this.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 18h

Garner’s just been booked for the same foul he was on the receiving end of 15 minutes ago.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19h

FUCKINGBETOLAAAAAAAD!

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19h

Exactly. And it’s grim that we all know it and have to accept it.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19h

Aye. Turns out you CAN run across a player’s path with no intention of playing the ball, while preventing them from doing so, IF you play for Big Club Cartel.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19h

Oh, and we are getting boned here. 3-0. Soz.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19h

Forest, you bunch of knobheads! Eight fucking games!

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

We all know the rule that’s been keeping this place sweet. Don’t engage with anything other than the block button.

Dave Robinson @davidrobbo.bsky.social · 1d

Block them. Block them all straight away. Do not give these Nazis the oxygen they crave

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

This villa thing is sad for so many reasons. The portrayal of “the Jews”, the fact Villa are being accused of bigotry, the fact people are bounding all over Muslims, and the fact that a group of poisonous cunts are laughing at all of us because this is where they want us.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

Go’ead, Danno, lad!

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

Got a chewbacca one. Yes, I’m being serious. Yes, I’m 50. Ask me how much the cat enjoying falling asleep on me after making doughballs.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

1. Scorers of penalties in the FA Cup semi final against United.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

2. Caretaker managers?
3. Scored more than once on their full debut

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