Miladyfirestorm
@miladyfirestorm.bsky.social
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Feral taloned momma Bat in big fucking boots. Go read a fucking book. Start with history. Will steal forks and ransom them to family members. Accidental kitten stan acct and SWEARY.
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Also, what learning can you do TODAY to make your tomorrow that much better if it IS granted?

This is our crucible. It's not a game. It's not rhetorical or theoretical.

It's practical.
You've got no promises, save one: at the end, who ARE you?

I find that remarkably freeing.
-Fin-
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This is my jam today.
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We know who loves us, even with being butts on occasion. 😂
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Only my pride!
But I jumped up and yelled "stuck the landing!" In front of a bunch of 7th graders anyways. 😂
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Another kid: "HOW were you a history teacher for 10 years?! Did you START at 16?"

Me: Nope! I'm just UBER immature. Unless I'm annoyed. Then I'm Maleficent.

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(Other former Ss started giggling)

These kids keep me LAUGHING.
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Kid: "Damn! She IS cool!"

Former Ss: "yup. Right up until you piss her off by being disrespectful."

As the permanent teacher is watching. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

These kids Crack me up.
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6 AM! And my dumb ADHD ass is DEFINITELY due for a meds holiday. 🤣😂 I fell UP the stairs at work!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
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Yup.
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My macabre humor is absolutely my reason to history. 😂
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One of the kids: "miss, you ever hear of the Bloodhound Gang?"

Me: lemme stop you RIGHT THERE, Pac man....

Dude. You're TWELVE. 😂🤣😂🤣
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Good, good! I was worried I'd lose you in my feed! 😂
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Can we appreciate my brain said 6 and it WANTED to say G? 😂😂Moar coffee!
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He's my 2nd fav! Next to # 8! 🤣🤣🤣
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Im running a solid 6. 🤣

What about you guys?
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How are you feeling today?
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For some reason, you're showing an invalid handle?

I wasn't sure if you knew...
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I'm starting to loathe him...
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Ya'll

Snatchers in Walgreens now?
Arresting a young Black Man.

I'll never EVER forgive.
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Me, logging on today:

What fresh hell has Combover Caligula unleashed on us today? 😂🤣

#TrumpShutdown
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This is my worry.

But I KNOW Mills. Countless times, she's literally been at my back as I explain my miscarriages to press and folx.

The state knows her, too. I do trust her, and so does the pro Repro-rights crew I roll with.

Platner... feels like a distraction. And a justification for mysoginy.
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Don't throw anything at me, but it almost seems TAILOR made for a bookcase instead of a closet.

Voila! Useless closet turned into a BOOK NOOK!

***ducks and hides***
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The lazy human in me is like "what's the cleanest edge I can fuck with into compliance?" 😂🤣
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Fucking clowns, every last goddamned one of them. 🤬