Michael
@mikeymike1287.bsky.social
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✨️ 37 ✨️ Nerd ✨️ Cat dad ✨️ ✨️ Just a lil guy 😇 ✨️ He/Him ✨️ 18+ ✨️ 🇵🇸
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Did I even get a haircut if I didn't post a pic?
No honestly I've kind of dissociated on my couch most evenings lately
Its almost time to go home, eat a 200 mg gummy and play Ghost of Yōtei
He used to come into the Kroger I worked at all the time. He was a pretty chill dude.
It makes my big head look smaller
I'm not linger allowing myself to get excited about things because it ensures they won't happen.
What about when fully committed to the bit?
Watching two of the most insufferable pop fan bases eat each other alive has been entertaining.
I was listening to Dun Dun by everglow while scrolling and they were bouncing on beat
Why am I so shy irl? 😅
I can't wait for Florence to drop the album on Halloween
Them: Michael what did you get accomplished before lunch?

Me:
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Think Lisa Barlow had a slight mental breakdown at this luncheon…. #RHOSLC
This man has been pushing me to dress like Toad for like 10 years
Lowkey miss Twilight Saga promo season
Also, it's not my ex, just to be clear! He's uninvolved.
There is this one local queer who literally harassed me for months after my break up last year, who's now woofing at me on Scruff I don't understand why. They know I dont like them, it's strange.
Damn why did he have to drag me like that? 😭
Me vs Me on my tiptoes (I'm only 5'6")
I love that we're still arguing about Bass Lake.