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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
17K followers 7.8K following 13K posts
🏳️‍⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire. Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really) Love to read and make people smile. (really) #transgender #bluewave
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · Nov 13
Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️‍⚧️
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
Who wants to tell him?
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
I am always late to therapy which would probably be a great thing to talk about in therapy.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
To fool a person, you must overcome their intelligence, but to convince them that they've been fooled you must overcome their pride.
They're mad because they're slowly being forced to recognize they've got more pride than they do intelligence with increasing frequency.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
You know why I love eating tacos? They give me more weight, thus making it trickier for me to be kidnapped.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
This time you can trust us! 🙄
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
I just checked Amazon again and they still don’t sell fire-breathing dragons. I’m a Prime member, this is bullshit! 🐉
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
Loomer and MTG are currently acting out because they were excluded from the inner circle, they believed they were leading. They were merely useful idiots for him in various formats.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
[me laughing hysterically at my own joke]
Strangers walking by: "What is wrong with you?!"
Me: "I don’t know!"
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
DJT once again making a laughing stock of himself.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
Cashier: "That sure is a lot of wine."
I looked at her and said: "High School Reunion." She knowingly approvingly.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
All it took was a short skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
For $7 you can either get about 3 flowers from the florist OR you can buy her an entire rotisserie chicken. Your choice.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Holy shit!
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/c...
"CDC is over": RFK Jr. lays off over 1,000 employees in Friday night massacre
Amid the ongoing shutdown, the HHS secretary wiped out entire offices that investigate disease outbreaks, manage infectious disease responses and collect data.
www.msnbc.com
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Honestly, just about anyone other than the orange turd. The only way he will win a prize is for the biggest worldwide celebration of a death since Hitler.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Honestly, just about anyone other than the orange turd. The only way he will win a prize is for the biggest worldwide celebration of a death since Hitler.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
That's about the kindest thing I can say about him.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
I’m so happy I don’t have a fake image to maintain.
What you see is what you get.
Some days I’m amazing, other days I’m a wreck, but everyday I’m me.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Come on mother nature!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
I COOKIE MONSTER that bad boy! 🤣
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
I COOKIE MONSTER that bad boy! 🤣
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Portland STRONG!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
It's Saturday night, time to be a Wonder Woman and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
“Why didn’t democrats stop this from happening?”
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
OCTOBER 18th
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