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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster

@mialynneb.bsky.social

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Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. I have a cat that brings me socks.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 7d

New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 3h

Yep, and these farms go back generations. I’m going to everyone’s profile all pissed off, and I’m like, you literally voted for this.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 3h

And then someone used AI to say why they’re bad🙃

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 3h

They are fighting in the comments, because we have quarries back home. I guess they were offering $100K per acre, and it's allllll farmland back home. It's a village of 2k just surrounded by farms.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 3h

One of the family's said they were offered $10M for their farm. I know my dad is punching the air right now letting his go into foreclosure.😂 If this goes through, their well water is going to get absolutely smoked. You dipfucks voted for all of this🤷‍♀️

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 3h

Soybean farmers back home sold their land for a data center, and now the village folks are pissed. Now what did we learn?

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 3h

Soybean farmers back home sold their land for a data center, and now the village folks are pissed. Now what did we learn?

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 3h

My home village is getting absolutely smoked by this, and they're now protesting a data center farmers sold their fields to. I'm like...🤷‍♀️

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

I have to keep my arm out when I drink cranberry juice. Captain Chaos loses his damn mind for it.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

She's bat-shit and I love her😂 I promise I'm not this annoying in real life, though. She just says my inside thoughts out loud like a running commentary. Dying in a vent had me laughing so hard.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

Ohhhh my god. The pushback I got was because it was beneficial for non-verbal students, but the staff aren't trained, and the kids aren't being monitored. *I* wasn't even trained on the program, and was just given admin rights like "Here you go!"

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

I went skydiving in my early 20s, and did a backflip out of an airplane. I almost barfed on the way down though😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

I think I picked a good time to get out of tech. The students were already googling some weird shit, and we were hit hard with incorporating MagicSchool AI. Kids were using it as a friend, and I didn't like it, and got a loooot of pushback.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

Welcome!

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

Oh hell no. I saw Arachnophobia and IT as a kid, which gave me the eebies of spiders and clowns. I don't fuck with either.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

I stay close to the ground and don't mess with fireworks. I usually injure myself tripping and running into walls and shit😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

Hubs just got home and said, "You didn't get on the roof did you??!!?" I said funny, you're not the first person to ask me that😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h

Just like with the watermelon emoji, they're antisemitic and racist shit lords. They think they're being teehee cutesy, just like the right with their white power hand gesture. "It's just the okay sign!" Fuck outta here.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 5h

It was soooooo bad. I disrupted multiple ecosystems pulling all that shit out.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 5h

“You push a button and firel happens”😆 @alyssonfergison.com she’s batshit, and I love her lol.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 5h

Alllll of this.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 5h

I had no idea he was battling cancer😭

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 5h

Lol I thought about it, because there's a lot of branch debris on the roof. I even said out loud, "Don't be a dumbass."😂 I was on a step stool with my rake and little shovel. There were literal trees growing out of the damn thing and it looked awful.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 5h

After I got whacked with a face full of dirt from cleaning out the gutters, I took a shower, and then fell asleep. I'm going to regret that.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 5h

I will! Such a cute little baby - it just showed up yesterday, so I'm guessing someone dumped it at the park.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 5h

Yes - I contacted someone with a foster on our community page.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 5h

This one - and they know it's a slur, because they started using the 0 instead of the o, the little antisemitic shitwagons.

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