Matthew Van Wormer
@mgvanwormer.bsky.social
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mgvanwormer.bsky.social
If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.

I think that's a good start for my BlueSky account
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
I hate when #Baseball announcers say things like "They've got 9 outs left to work with." No, they don't. They've got 3 outs, 3 times. It's a world of difference.

Imagine if teams got to use all 27 outs before the other team got to bat. It'd be a wildly different game, and I kind of want to see that
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
1,014th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @rexchapman.bsky.social
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
You lost me at "grounded..."
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
Just a standard 8-Wall Assist-6-2 DP
iluvbaseball.bsky.social
Has there ever been a more intense force play?
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
1,013th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @rexchapman.bsky.social
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
Stop weaponizing Jesus because you want to be a garbage human.
Reposted by Matthew Van Wormer
isabelsantos.bsky.social
A reminder of WHO was here first!
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
Already a wild start to the #ALCS. Mariners probably should have challenged the play at home. Springer with the leadoff yakko. Lukes battling his AB. Gonna be a good series!
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
1,012th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @rexchapman.bsky.social
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
The #Browns offense is so trash.
Reposted by Matthew Van Wormer
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
The people who want violent protests to happen are Trump, Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, Pete Hegseth, Tom Homan, and other senior appointees in his admin. They are doing everything they possibly can to provoke people to violence and it is obvious that is what they hope for daily.
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
I feel bad for #Sushi Chefs. They train, they practice, they perfect rolling Sushi. They spend so much time doing what they do, and I spend 45 seconds inhaling the work they do.
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
So...we've found an area where we disagree...

Lol
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
$850 seat tonight.
razzball.bsky.social
Oh come on ump! That was a strike!
A seat at the cubs brewers game
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
#Brewers strike first!!!! Let's go Brew Crew!!!
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
There's no such thing as too much Baseball. It's always capitalized. Always.
razzball.bsky.social
Oh my god they’re playing baseball again? Didn’t they get it all out of their system last night?
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
1,011th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @rexchapman.bsky.social
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
Haslem still wants him, probably.
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
A big butt got BG the interception needed to get a W over Turdledo. Respectfully, of course.
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
THE POWER OF #PUDGE COMPELS YOU!!!

#AYZIGGY🟠🟤
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
It's an #AyZiggy🟠🟤 Saturday!!!

#BeatUT
#DestroyTheScuds
#MakeTheContestKeen
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
He's the douchey one. Was on the left when they showed the booth.
mgvanwormer.bsky.social
Can someone get AJ Pierzynski to STFU???

#MLB