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Matt Evans

@mevans93308.bsky.social

26 followers 110 following 130 posts

PNW Software Dev (mostly backend currently in Go/TS, interest in ruby and elixir) and Dodgers fan, emphasis on the latter. Flyfishing helps keep me sane.

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Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 14h

Like he's ready to punch his timecard out at the sawmill

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 19h

Dunkels should be an all-year kind of beer, and I don't know if I am just not enough of a drinker anymore to be able to find them year-round

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, completely tongue in cheek

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 1d

Chase Utley is shaking his head in disgust somewhere

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 2d

This xkcd is probably old enough to drink and nothing has changed xkcd.com/456

Cautionary

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Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 5d

You take that all day, but man even a wild pitch would be easier on the dude. Just horrifying.

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 5d

Jaw dropping ending, what the hell man

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 5d

bsky.app/profile/bmag...

Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 5d

The Dodgers advance to the NLCS ... on this.

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Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 6d

Not a chance in hell. No way he could put up with having to wait for a text/email/2fa app standing between him and posting away.

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 6d

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

Alt: Starship Troopers soldiers "I'm doing my part!" gif

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Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 6d

My maga mom visited me in vancouver last year, I made sure that I took her ass directly through downtown on I5 -> 405, past Powells on burnside all the way down to the eastside screen door for lunch just so she could see with her own eyes what reality is.

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Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 8d

Follow up here, heartrate monitor spiked at 150, sitting at 140 for the end of the 9th inning today

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 8d

Just texted my dad that friedman is probably going over the rules with a magnifying glass to see if there is any way he can keep treinen off that return flight

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 8d

Laughing all the way to the bank

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 10d

nah just let it rip, stream of consciousness

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 10d

dude absolutely shoved even with the defenses, uh, adventures

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 10d

My wife put her heart rate monitor on me for that at bat, 120 - 130 without dropping.

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Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 13d

Ty Yamamoto

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 13d

Real life jumpscare

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 19d

Literally sitting in a waiting room for a blood draw yesterday and Vance* was mouthing off about "we won't tolerate violence towards LEOs" following the ICE facility shooting and like 5 people in the room yelled at a nurse to turn that shit off

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Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · 20d

cursed timeline shit

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · Sep 14

a man wearing a hat and a red jacket is singing into a microphone ..

Alt: Ice T as master of ceremonies in Chappelle Show Player Haters' Ball sketch shouting "Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate"

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Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · Sep 12

Woke my wife up in bed because I started snort laughing thanks a lot chad

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · Sep 10

It would be too perfect if he was fishing the Henry's Fork right now, but those fish are pretty spot-on for that watershed

Matt Evans @mevans93308.bsky.social · Sep 3

Feels like sheehan has been pitching really well tonight, the results just don't show it. Really excited for him to lock a spot down next year and run with it.