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Melissa DuVant
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Writer of BDSM Smut. Linktree: https://linktr.ee/melissaduvant
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color hole - takes 1d4 x 10 hours to find one to a desired plane. So they might not be nearby, but they're out and on the right plane again
strangely non-lethal suicide-bombers - the victims just get dumped onto the astral plane, where they don't age, can't starve and can make their way back in a while. There's gribblies on the astral, but it's big and mostly empty, so it's one of the better places to be dumped!
did you fall over in slow-motion while slightly mournful pop music played?
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Being a good latex maid and taking care of my house plants
The author's name is on a sticker - presumably beneath that is some other, incorrect, name
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and, for fairly obvious reasons, places that are prosperous and doing well tend to attract more people - diversity is a sign that things are going well, while a place that doesn't attract people is generally because it's moribund and dying
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What do you mean the new pokemon game has a rough and tumble dragon trainer girl who gets domesticated and maid trained by a princess girl??? (sent to me by a friend, I'm not playing it)
pretty sure that movie was the first time I realised I had a maid fetish! (plus it's actually a pretty decent movie)
it's home to about 2% of the population, and a lot of people have been there - so yeah, it's hard to paint it as some strange, distant place, when it's mostly "the station is a lot better since the refurb finished, and it's a good place for a night out", that a lot of people have been to!
There's quite a lot of traditional crafts that need to pay the bills, and, well... kinksters are a market you can tap, if you're good at metal-craft or leather-shaping!
I just paid rather than try and wrangle a free one - but it was £90, which is enough to sting!
oh, you mean having loads of the options, that have been the same for *decades*, hidden behind "more options"? Yeah, it's dumb bullshit. You can use shift + right-click to bring it up to start with, but it's still dumb AF
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Just had a thought about a standing vac coffin. It's not any different than a normal vac tower, just more complicated.

Also some more good good succuKat.
I think he's still formally a prince, because he's the son of the queen and that's still true, but has agreed to no longer use any titles, even the ones that he still has, and has given up all the ones that can be given up
yup - there's uses, but nothing that can cover the however-many-billions of dollars thrown at it, which investors are now desperately looking to try and get from somewhere!
adult converts tend to be in it for the pomp, pageantry and wanting to be tied into an old thing, rather than any, like, "charity" or "not being an asshole" or any of that stuff!
I assume there's a known beef there? Is this a duelling comic-wizards thing?
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the Gordspeed experience. #HouseOfGord
I can't help but feel that's due to people showing up with a variety of non-standard and dodgy "measuring implements" and causing problems - the "you need to let your opponent know" likely has some dumb-as-hell tournament game story attached
that is a unit of a man, and he has *opinions* that he's going to share, while having a beer and watching the game, sat on his special chair!
yup - even with people that are assholes, it's *so* much more effort for them to be assholes that it kinda fades away a lot, because it's not worth the effort!
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