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melipone.bsky.social
dumbass ass idiot
@melipone.bsky.social
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that must be nigel with the brie
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 9m
this is making me miss the paper tv guide
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 4h
the Grinch was originally conceived by Chevrolet as a recurring character for their advertisements and Dr. Seuss stole it
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 3h
we could be getting the grinch in holiday ads for the all new silverado by now. never forget what they took from us
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 20h
Road rage goes both ways. If you fuck with the person who let me merge I'll follow you until you get out of your car and run you over
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 1d
I put an orange light bulb in a lamp but it looks just like a regular light bulb in the pic
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 2d
(being escorted out of the club) no tell him to say that shit about tom bombadil to my face
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 2d
good enough for me (updates database)
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 2d
yes, people remember me
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 3d
what if there was an elf hat
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 3d
that's fine
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 3d
never happen
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 3d
Wearing sweatpants while ordering more sweatpants online currently
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 3d
Fall in Love with Celery - 10 Delicious Celery Recipes
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 4d
a pikachu with its eyes closed is standing next to a person 's foot
ALT: a pikachu with its eyes closed is standing next to a person 's foot
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 4d
Things in my pocket the last time I went trick or treating as a 16 year old
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 5d
(whistles) nice bulb
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 5d
yeah it rules lol
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 5d
going to recreate my award winning halloween post here sometime soon
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 5d
that's lunch and halloween sorted
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 5d
how did you get up there?
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 6d
the salad of fallen angels
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 6d
what if you went to turn the lights on in a dark room but there was a bug on the switch
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 7d
and then, YOU BETTER COUNT YOUR FUCKIN LUCKY STARS THAT THIS EVEN EXISTS AT ALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 7d
A guy left one out in his shed and forgot about it for 6 months and the rest, well, is history
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dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 7d
I love to receive a $1 credit (.25¢ to be used up to 4 times) in return for having my financial information leaked online
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