No, but holy shit!

So far tonight, I’ve managed to oven roast 3 potatoes, make a loaf of brioche, make 3 cups of rice, walk for a half an hour, and listen to a lecture on human trafficking.

Oh, and do the dishes!

I’m also she/her, but don’t mind they/them. This is literally one of the most simple things to do to respect people. If you mess up, apologize and correct yourself.

Hey @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social! You just earned yourself a new fan here! Should you ever find yourself in Detroit, know that you have a hot, home cooked meal with friends waiting for you! @theford.bsky.social and I will gladly feed you and your crew!

What they’re doing is bullshit, and should be stopped.

Hey. Hi. Tom Homan is on camera taking a $50k bribe and no one knows where the money went. If this was any other administration, this would be non-stop on the news. Why are we normalizing this stuff?

"federal agents had just exited the fortified facility and appeared to be chasing a protester when the protester and officer collided with band members, most of whom were wearing banana costumes."

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Korol is a US citizen. Her family hasn’t heard from her since she was taken, public charges haven’t been released—what crime did she even commit? 2nd-Degree Woodwinding?—and there has been no explanation for her “renditioning” across state lines.

We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.

Why do I have a feeling these guys were deep in incel circles before they crossed over into Republican politics 🤔

There is a very plausible theory that it was being exposed to lead as children that led to the peak serial killer era of the '70s-'80s.

I can't help but think about which kind of podcasts & influencers have made a career of peddling protein powder & supplements to men, & which kind of men listen.

Duly noted!

These fuckers are exactly as awful as you expect them to be.

Possibly. I refuse to sign up for anything, though. Putting my name on any sort of list like that is a bad idea.

Well done!

Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity

That’s…not weird or invasive at all.

This! This right here, @govpritzker.illinois.gov! Tell your Troopers to lay off the protesters and focus on ICE who are blatantly harming and harassing your constituents!

Oh god yeah! How could I forget her number!?

I didn’t have room to add 1-800-Hansons 😂🤣

Major # 1: ACSM. Bod pod. VO2 max testing.
Major # 2: Care plans. SATA. We eat our young.

This! If I hadn’t gone for a basic ass physical in 2023, I wouldn’t have found out that my heart was failing.

If @theford.bsky.social wasn’t married to me, he would be dead from either sepsis, diabetes, a stroke, or cancer—all before 45 years old.

Each one of these bros are beyond creepy. They make me want to dress up in a fucking burqa, and I am a fucking Methodist.

As a figure skater, I love this!

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...