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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 30

guys 🥹
This is Kezia (Kizzy) and I’m pretty sure she’s my soul dog

I thought the concept of “soul pet” was dramatic and kinda weird (tbh they’re all my soul animals) but I think I get it 😭

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 22

i have a fever but I also want one of those Dubai chocolate cups so bad man

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 22

I’ve been playing Disney dreamlight valley since like 9am

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 21

I just finished Fourth Wing and well…. iykyk so I started crying bc I thought Iron Flame wasn’t on KU

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 21

“JUrRaSsIC wOrLd suX im a ReAl FaN clASSics OnLy weirdo”

me in the theater July 2nd: dinosaurs jurassic brand movie score scarjo dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs 💃💃💃💃

a man is dancing in front of a group of people at a restaurant .

ALT: a man is dancing in front of a group of people at a restaurant .

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 20

Tairn 😍😍😍
Rhiannon 😍😍😍

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 19

finally reading fourth wing

Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 19

finally reading fourth wing

Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 9

spent well over a year putting off making my yard pretty because I thought I had two hard-to-get-rid-of, invasive plants (tree of heaven and Japanese knotweed) growing outside… i have neither. it’s actually not even close so…. iDk what’s wrong with me either

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 2

sigh…. my kids discovered Für Elise

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 1

anyway no I’m not painting but I am planning

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · May 1

just learned you CAN paint a small, windless room a dark color without it feeling smaller simply by painting the ceiling the same color. and also the rule is if a room has a door, it doesn’t have to “flow” with the color scheme of the rest of the house. I mean personally idc but makes sense lol

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · May 1

all this blue prince talk got me thinking about how u were my foundation. u tried to understand me but i never let you past my antechamber. i wish i had some ivory dice to redraft our relationship. no need to respond but just know u never need a key to open my sanctum doors

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 30

I exist still

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𝐌𝗂𐓣α 𝐓ɦ𝖾 𝐆ɦⱺ𝗌𝗍l𝗒 𝐂𝗋α𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 @hauntedwhiskers.bsky.social · Apr 25

Celebrating 555+ followers with a free cross-stitch pattern: Out of This World! 🪡

Originally stitched as a personal project for the space collab 2025, now I want to share it with you, too. Thank you for making this space a little more magical! 🤍

You can find the free pattern over in my Ko-fi shop!

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 25

friends with partners/housemates that work graveyard shifts….

When and how the fuck do you get anything done??? especially noisy things? do you just shut the bedroom door and hope?

“it gets done when I do it” is correct, but for the sake of keeping everyone happy, is there a method to the madness

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Jurassic-Pedia @jurassicpedia.bsky.social · Apr 24

Spinosaurus looking FAAAABULOUUUUS!

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 23

I finished the second book I am absolutely devastated

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 21

reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 23

it’s okay, this is a safe space, you can say it

Caesar salad dressing is gross

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 22

devoured this. it is vile and so so good. thankfully there’s a second 🤭

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 21

reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 21

reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 20

my kids are older and I’m still trying to hold onto that “holiday magic” but idk throwing like 25 eggs around outside at midnight (a handful of them are actually empty) with my husband might be magic for ME rather than the kids lmao

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 14

anyway I just think these things are neat.

elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 14

also currently fixated on cut and sew panels of pillows or stuffed animals or whatever they become. they’re…. perfect. I’m too lazy to get my sewing machine out so also fixated on hand sewing and being decent at it lmao.

recycling tip: use excess/trimmed fabric for stuffing!

*not my images

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 14

imagine how cute this would be as curtains????? maximalist friends, put a valance in an interior doorway. a fun, colorful fabric. you can try tell me it doesn’t bring you joy. You don’t even have to sew, just throw it over a rod tbh. I’m OBSESSED.

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elise @mediocrebottle.bsky.social · Apr 14

about a year ago, this single picture from eBay unlocked memories, I had a fuckton of these same dresses for every holiday thanks to a crafty relative. I thought she was so talented (she is, she sucks tho), but the reality is she was just following a pattern. I love that for me. I have a chance!!

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