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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿

@mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social

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Humor & Truth. Cancer survivor. USAF vet Cat dad. Bosox & NY Giants https://open.substack.com/pub/theunredactedbastard?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31 https://open.substack.com/pub/lotuspurrspective?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · Nov 17

Here are some things you probably don't know about me:

⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 5m

Israel and Hamas are already lobbing bombs at each other

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1h

It's already in the trash 🗑️

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 4h

Does anyone really believe that Hamas is going to follow Trump's 20-step plan to end the War?

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 6h

They took a calculated risk...

Picture of drugs

Chyron says, "5 ARRESTED IN MATH BUST
Laurel County

Caption: Math is illegal in Kentucky

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 6h

Good morning, Jean.
My parents were HUGE fans of The Platters and this song. I inherited from them.

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 6h

The Great Pretender - The Platters
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The Platters - The Great Pretender (1959) 4K

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 6h

Morning, CP

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 6h

If you think "No Kings" is a terrorist slogan, I would like to direct your attention to this little document called, The Declaration of Independence.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 6h

Morning, Bill

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

Good morning, Johnny

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

Morning, Zenalicious

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

Morning, SSG

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

Yo, Chuck

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

Good morning, Lou

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

Morning, Jim

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

#Earworm
#TwoForTuesday

Jolene - Dolly Parton
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I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
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Dolly Parton - Jolene (Audio)

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Release the files

"Release The Files" - AI Taylor Swift (Satire/NOT Taylor Swift) with Gavin Newsom on Sax

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

🐾Trump’s Shutdown Strategy and the Art of Cruelty
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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🐾Trump’s Shutdown Strategy and the Art of Cruelty

By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

🎙 “Journalisming” with Teeth: Stephanopoulos Calls Out The Bullshit
By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Defender of Actual Journalism
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🎙 “Journalisming” with Teeth: Stephanopoulos Calls Out The Bullshit

By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Defender of Actual Journalism

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 9h

Happy Tuesday! Here's an excellent song from a really nice guy to get you up and moving. I got to meet and hang out with him when he played the club where I was the DJ (Shaharazod, in CT). He put on a great show...

I Wanna Be The One - Stevie B
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Stevie B - I Wanna Be The One (Official Music Video)

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 22h

Sounds good to me...

Trump and others behind barbed wire.

The Republicans are being referred to as the American Fascist Party by the media abroad and I'll be calling them this as well.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

I get a kick out of people who say with great indignation that they're going to celebrate Columbus Day.

How, by getting lost in a grocery store looking for spices?

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Sneak preview of Turning Point USA's Super Bowl halftime show...
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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

a birthday card for jean with candles on the cake

Alt: a birthday card for jean with candles on the cake

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

I'm 69 and I wish I could do one of these

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