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MaxxB1ade

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Scottish. Like coding, gaming, sci-fi, politics.

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MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 23

I've been saying this for months, write an article that a daily mail reader would read. Punchy headline, most of the info in the first paragraph. Two facts and then an opinion.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 19

My last flu lasted 12 days, including 9 days of pre-booked paid time off. 8 of those days I was not able to get out of bed except to pee which I did only twice as all the fluid in my body left via my pores. The flu sucks.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 19

Most people are 1 bad month away from bankruptcy but nobody is 1 good month away from becoming a billionaire.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 17

I'm waiting to be sure he didn't appear on the Epstein list.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 17

Turns out, Java is better at functional programming than it is at OOP. Muhahahahahahhhh....

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 17

Send me your grant money and I'll tell you something so good about cats, something so mind blowing, that if you didn't own a cat, you'd never believe!

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 17

He's fat enough to have his own bell curve.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 17

I'm calling brewer's droop. She must drink buckets while she waits for him to die.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 17

They're not sad, they are bought and paid for by her pedo husband. That's why she wears that wide brimmed hat, she can't look anyone in the eye.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 16

No they don't. However, studies have shown that they reduce the temperature on the streets in which they are planted thereby reducing the temperature of the surrounding buildings. Green and green.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 15

Turns out, so are trees.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 15

Letting your brain work on a problem that you created is so productive because your brain comes up with different solutions to everyday problems.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 15

And yet, they won't speak his words.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 15

Erm, yeah, that's what he should have said.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 15

You know that time when you want your country to really outdo itself? For me that time is now... Scotland stands ready.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 15

I feel old now.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 14

*American political mainstream media.

Reposted by MaxxB1ade

Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · Sep 14

This government could have taken on the super-rich to tackle inequality.

They chose to fan the flames of racism and embolden the far-right instead.

Our country needs a change in direction, now.

It’s time for a real alternative that redistributes wealth, ownership and power.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 12

I have to find that movie, for some reason.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 5

Give it time.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 5

I would, but in the current climate I am likely to be reclassified as a terror organisation and arrested. We're not far behind you in the US. Try mainland Europe, they like standing up to fascists, apparently more than we do.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 5

I would believe you.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 5

I was 6/7 when Roots came over to the UK, my dad let me watch it. My only real memory of that is telling my dad that the olden days were horrible. When he told me it was very recent, I was mortified. My wife has the box set in the loft. Wish someone would stream it now that VHS players are dead.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ahh that's fine then, it was just clarification in the headline.

MaxxB1ade @maxxb1ade.bsky.social · Sep 2

Correct me etc, are not all police at the airport armed?