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Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal... (He/Him)

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · Jul 23

Ok fine I admit it, I'm the one taking bites out of nerf footballs

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 29d

Mona Lisa with a baby possum on her lap:
laughconfetti on tumblr replies:
"This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset. because I want this to to be real so bad"
pretentiouslimericks:
"It can real if you believe and/or help me break into the Louvre"

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 6h

The Diary of Lisa Frank

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 17h

Young men, if you want a skull tattoo, one piece has lots of options that will only improve your cred with aging millennials and young xers, probably.

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 17h

I just saw my first C8 Z06 in person, white, low wing, didn't have time to wave or get them to rev it anything but it looks cool as shit in person.

#C8Z06

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 17h

Oh no no, the other thing, the much funnier thing.

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 17h

I admire you the same amount for this as I did before.

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 17h

Be nice if they would destroy ice too.

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 17h

No you're not

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18h

Hyenas are way more chill than you might think, but you'd be safer in the cheetah enclosure.

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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 19h

Oh also while I'm being the halloween cop (offer a non-candy option for kids with allergies!) I'm gonna issue another proclamation:

No that teenager on your doorstep is not "too old for trick-or-treating." It's 2025, offer them a treat and wish them a good night.

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18h

Microplastics:Tetraethyl lead::Gen AI: Asbestos

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18h

I don't know who Gary Marcus is, but I've been watching ed zitron losing his goddamn mind trying to figure out why everyone is so excited about this big stupid scam for years

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18h

They are running out of material to train on, so they have to train on ai output, hapsburg syndrome isn't going away.

Transformer based models are a dead end, they made some neat looking parlor tricks and are unsuitable for everything people claim they can do.

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18h

Is that one of those homebrew 3.5 classes because like, mechanically so many of them could be the same class with a flavor blurb

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18h

What about your bottom post

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18h

Unscu-
No no, I shan't

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18h

What is kettlebell granny up to these days

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18h

I read Wayans at first

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19h

Women do not like the vehicle

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19h

*scoots a little further down the bench from you*

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19h

Like you recently hunted and killed and were preparing to eat or "et" peter cetera.

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19h

It is not developing, gen ai is as good as it will ever get, it is downhill from here, we are gleefully filling the walls of the Internet with digital asbestos.

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19h

Ok so rather than let people who can make mistakes and learn from them, we should automate it with a liarbox that will never get better than it is right now?

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19h

Monster fucking on the left, clown fucking on the right, mime in the middle?

Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 1d

Wearing a crown too