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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡)
@mattsilber.bsky.social
230 followers 110 following 600 posts
He/Him. Things of interest: crows, nutter butters, people who aren't assholes, EVs, floral arrangements, whiskey, lists containing an odd number of items.
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jul 22
I found my underwear taking a nap on a little shelf in the dryer.
A pair of men's boxer brief underwear rolled up on a little shelf inside a clothes dryer as if it were a small animal taking a nap.
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jul 10
NEW! PUBLIC! ENEMY!!!!
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jul 10
Caution: dangerous sparks
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jul 9
They're about to kiss, right?
Certainly nothing wrong with that, but physical passion is just a weird vibe for a safety training video I had to watch for work.
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jul 9
ha! perfect
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jul 5
Random pic from 2019
#peapod #peas
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jul 4
Confetti Infection would be a good name for a band that plays what genre of music?
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jul 4
Different shirts? You'd think they'd go all the way with matching outfits
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 26
I'm assuming you've heard their cover of Take On Me...
youtu.be/QHpU0ZfXZ_g?...
Reel Big Fish - Take On Me (Official Video)
YouTube video by ReelBigFishVEVO
youtu.be
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 25
Isn't that why the handstand was invented?
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 23
Flower or gas barbeque igniting? 🙂
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 23
It's HOT out.
(pointless social media post du jour)
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 19
In the animated movie Dog Man, Pete Davidson's nod to Sigourney Weaver is hilarious.
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 19
I didn't know flowers produced such complex songs. 🙂🌻
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 18
Do you replant these every year or do they come back on their own?
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 10
*blop*
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 10
I think it keeps vampires away?
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 10
The main reason we eat waffles is butter, right?
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 10
💚🎤🎶
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 9
Egrets are known for their skills as gardeners. This one is doing some weeding.
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 8
...If Tim Burton made dentist's chairs and other medical equipment.
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 8
Maybe the bee is a very talented hacker?
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 5
Finally some positive news!
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 5
Same 😢
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡) @mattsilber.bsky.social · Jun 4
Mac and cheese is not in the pasta aisle at my grocery store. I find this upsetting.