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Matovilka
@matovilka.bsky.social
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Definitely don't go outside for the next 2 hours. Three max. Close the windows, too, just to be safe. matovilka.tumblr.com
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 3h
I want to experience an 8 minute orgasm like he did.
Dynamic Pressure/Tension Relieve & Cosmic Energy Head Massage by Oudin
YouTube video by Oudin Jaisarie
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 4h
There's a certain irony of watching a YouTube creator do a sponsored ad read and it getting interrupted by an automated YouTube ad
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Mladen Erjavec @mladenerjavec.com · 6h
Kill the old me now
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 18h
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 4h
Sexual attraction of the day:
Four-photo series showing the F-111A wing sweep sequence.
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
a cartoon of donald duck laying in the dirt
ALT: a cartoon of donald duck laying in the dirt
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
You can eat Donald's ass at Toyko Disneyland.
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
When they text you 3 months later saying they made a mistake, and they miss you, and they need you back - ask them what color your eyes are.
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
Wrong:
a woman is sitting at a table with a bowl of salad and says " are you serious? right in front of my salad "
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a bowl of salad and says " are you serious? right in front of my salad "
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Tim Schuldt - Red Hair Hospital [HQ]
YouTube video by Discobole
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
PETA is ok with chicken fucking, I guess.
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
Shpongle - Around The World In A Tea Daze [Ott Remix] (Unofficial HD Music Video)
YouTube video by TheGreatestProfile
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
Bottom left corner (just above the dove) from painting:
Allegory with Venus Cupid
1544-45.
Agnolo Bronzino
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
Do you know the foot from Monty Python? This foot? You know this foot? You know where it is from?
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Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
This would be so helpful if I could actually read.
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