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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 4h

long-term gay IRL friend suddenly got all flirty/sexty with me yesterday after years of just being platonic, and today casually mentioned he watched that Boots show and is obsessed w that redhead guy. not sure if i should be flattered or offended that i’m clearly just a ginger fantasy stand-in.

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 15h

a white goat is standing in the grass with its mouth open .

Alt: a white goat is standing in the grass with its mouth open .

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 15h

can I introduce him to my tongue and see if they get along? 👉🏻👈🏻

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 15h

Drag herrrrrr

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 15h

Omw to get 100 trees planted in my honour and the keys to the city. 💅🏻

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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 16h

are you even bros if you haven’t watched
him fuck your boyfriend?

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

I got my first Shiny 100IV! aaaaa. and it's a good one too.

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

it's alllll done now. i got summoned to play some Overwatch lol

a man with a beard is talking to another man in a dark room while another man looks on .

ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man in a dark room while another man looks on .

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

49/ weirdest porn? uhhhh...that one where there's just a bunch of holes and random european men behind them? yknow what i mean.

50/ used something that isn't made for sex? when I was young, I think I tried to fuck a pumpkin coz I saw it in a porno. lol

I DID IT, COMPLETION.

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

45/ fave sex toy? uh...cock ring.

46/ masturbate with penetration? no, not really.

47/ like roleplay? ummm, light roleplay yes, but not full commitment.

48/ funny sex stories? oh boy. dude sucked me off in the car, choked, puked on my lap, then had to sit there soaked while i drove him home.

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

42/ do you like balls being played with? sure, i think it's part of the action lol don't ignore the balls, gaybies.

43/ do you squirt? yes i shoot, especially if it's with someone else. usually just up to my chest. rare but been in my hair before lol

44/ how often do i masturbate? uhhh, 3-4x/week

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

39/ what do i wear to bed? spring/fall = undies, winter = pjs, summer = nothing.

40/ describe my orgasms? a good one really has my core vibrating uncontrollably, just fully hard, out of breath, and i get full body shudders, especially if they keep going after lol

41/ extreme kinks? no i don't

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

36/ how often do you do unprotected sex? i would say i usually don't use a condom unless it's a new person I don't fully know yet. get tested kids.

37/ sex/masturbate with clothes on? yes, sometimes. when it happens in the car lol.

38/ partner's pubic hair preference? trimmed, but not full smooth.

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

33/ what makes you orgasm fastest? seeing and especially HEARING a guy cum, will almost always get me to bust.

34/ do you do anal? yes. mostly exclusive to if i'm dating or long term fwbs, very few exceptions.

35/ fave position? missionary because i like to kiss and see my partner's reactions.

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

30/ multiple rounds or one? i settle for one orgasm usually, usually get very sensitive and out of breath, so one big orgasm works better for me.

31/ enjoy oral? YES. It's my favourite thing.

32/ give or receive oral? give. I like to see my partner in pleasure, especiallly if it's coz of my mouth.

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

24/ orgasm denial? uh...no. I like it. maybe edging, but not blueballing.

25/ overstimulation? no. that just sounds like too much.

26/ pain? no, not into pain, i'm pretty sure.

27/ huh.

28/ do you own sex toys? erm. i have a c*ck ring?

29/ what do i masturbate to? uh, mostly amateur porn lol

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

That's incredible, what you've been able to do. Thanks for sharing it man. 🥰

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

Get it, king! 👑 lucky slut hehe

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

Oh man, Canadian TV is finally giving me the yearning hockey bro romance I've needed in my life. #HeatedRivalry www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADi1...

Official Trailer | Heated Rivalry (Crave Original)

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

Yay let’s go!

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

Good to hear! I also loved Legacy but was worried about this one getting ‘morbed’ up. Hearing its not bad makes me happy. 😊

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

Now you're someone I'd love to run into during my Banff hikes 😈😍

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C🎃l🎃rad🎃 🎃tter @colootter.bsky.social · 1d

Something is in the air today 😮‍💨 I'm jerking off for the fifth time today. Mostly because of oomfs 🫠

(Self promotion time)
All the cumming videos will be on the OF 🤭
onlyfans.com/colootter

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

Guys like the original post pls we gotta get him to spill more tea 🤣

C🎃l🎃rad🎃 🎃tter @colootter.bsky.social · 1d

If there is one thing I love to do, it is what everyone else is also doing

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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 1d

21/ name calling? in the heat of sex sure, hell yes. outside? fuck off lol.

22/ BDSM? maybe just getting tied down. not really into the whips and pain.

23/ tie someone up or tie me up? me. (See answer to 20)

24/ do you like orgasm denial? edging, sure. but fully blueballing, no.

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