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When this is all over, any truth and reconciliation report would have to reasonably conclude that this propaganda outlet cannot be allowed to continue
Listen, I was in the zone and wasn't about to let your identity derail me
This is just the rally to restore sanity in PAC form
I've never phonebanked or canvassed for a Democrat in my life

I would quit my job and donate full time to the first candidate that ran exclusively on sole issue of throwing the full weight of the state to punish these craven lunatics
Considering they can't produce any plans, renderings, or elevations demonstrating scale, program, or even the overall look and feel of the project, I maintain that they suck ass at visualization. Even their website is dogwater.

And no, you don't design and engineer government projects on the fly
It's hack because they can't command the software. Clay renderings are done early in schematic design when you don't want to express materiality and construction methods are unresolved.

This is years away from resolution, yet they went ahead with demolition. This is a boondoggle in the making
If you're wondering why everything looks like clay:

The architect is a hack who doesn't know how to use 3D rendering software (likely enscape) and this design is in the very early schematic phase, meaning it's years away from being remotely construction ready.
No sitework prep, no staging areas, no regard for THE PRESIDENTIAL UNDERGROUND BUNKER

Just swing the hammer, baby
Anyone who's worked in the AEC industry could tell you this entire thing was going to come down from the lack of structural shoring and the whole....y'know lack of permitting
One side is incapable of articulating the need for robust state capacity due to 4 decades of 3rd way neoliberal pathology and the other side simply views the state as an instrument to bludgeon the workforce.

It's an asymmetric battle
Kinda surprised we made it this far without anyone ever stress testing it like this, to be honest
Oh, what's that? You're poor and destitute? Too bad, a sandwich costs $35 now and half of that is taxes to pay for my gold plated ballroom
Plans haven't been approved because plans haven't even been drawn. Just a shitty rendering. It takes years to get fully coordinated constructable plans.

This will be a pile of rubble and an abandoned project in no time.

Any architect/contractor working on this should have their license revoked.
If Democrats were half as shrewd as Republicans (they aren't), they would do everything within their power to stall this vulgar vanity project and use the visual imagery of a desecrated white house against the party in power.

Just leave a hole in the side of the house until he's removed
They also wouldn't just go to town ripping up the facade unless they intended to demo the entire wing
A normal job would require extensive environmental impact reports, historic preservation review, site and building permits, stamped and approved drawing from multiple fully coordinated AEC disciplines (which take years to generate), and demo, shoring permits, etc

This is a hack job
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Considering the haste of demolition and total lack of permitting, and I'm assuming, temporary shoring required, I imagine this turns into a complete boondoggle almost immediately
Also....anyone who knows anything about his construction history knows this could at any moment stall out and stay damaged and incomplete indefinitely
Also....anyone who knows anything about his construction history knows this could at any moment stall out and stay damaged and incomplete indefinitely
He's literally doing the most damage since the war of 1812

Incredible
He did it and then within 24 hours began demolishing the white house

Truly the day he became president
Pretending to be a King and destroying the white house.

It's like the war of 1812 but infinitely stupider
The hot take merchant has some hot takes
Damn, people are protesting about representation...

...Welp, better burn down the white house