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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino

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Everton. Movies. Gonzo Journalism. I'll follow anyone who follows Everton to the gates of hell and back. Onwards you sexy Toffee's.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · Nov 13

I mostly talk Everton. But I'll probably carry on doing the odd movie review on this, fuck it. I swear a lot and tend to be knee deep in hyperbole. If you do see one on your timeline please take it with a pinch of salt, just imagine you're viewing Morgan Schneiderlin warming up on the touchline.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 5h

Aimar and Simao to be brought on by Mourinho in the second half surely

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 5h

Nick Ball vs Naoya Inoue please

The Toffees Online @thetoffees.bsky.social · 16h

Everton have been awarded a licence to hold major music and boxing events at Hill Dickinson Stadium from next summer
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Everton granted licence for music events at Hill Dickinson Stadium – The Toffees Online

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 6h

Th bal jus woont fuckin goo in mann

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 6h

Should be some supreme world class Olympic diving on show in the North East tonight

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 7h

Proper snidery going on here

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 7h

Up there with the Cult on the protected clubs list Barcelona lad

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 7h

That's fucking madness in the Barca game.

No you can't have that goal, you can have a pen instead hahaha

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 9h

"time to find that edge".

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

Decent aren't they, the big lad causes chaos up top and they have a few little workman-like midfielders just keeping the pressure on.

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

A bottom 3 of Wolves, West Ham and Notts Trees come the end of the season would be satisfying I can't even lie.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

Don't write players off after 8/10/12 games lads

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

Horrendous game of togger that

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

I know it says you can put them in the toaster on the back of the box, I didn't think anyone would actually go and do it though

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

I can still see the frost on them Waffles

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

Diouf has been benched. Kilman for a booking.

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

Some more events that can't possibly happen

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SK2 🍉 @sk21878.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not making this up, Kopites are ringing in saying they are not convinced by Slot, his tactics dont work and they want him out if results don't pick up. They won the league last season. Ah well, you chose 'em Arne. #LFC

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 2d

Both improved since last season. Should be an interesting one if the officials manage to keep it fair 👀

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 2d

Cool the roll Perc.

Good win today lad.

You've beat the shite, but remember you still need to come to our gaff and beat the Low Sock Shaggers.

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TruemanTrooper @truemantrooper.bsky.social · 2d

Only one thing for it....

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 2d

Let me just log that onto my spreadsheet, Mac Allister broke the lines 4 times today.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 2d

At least 8 official LFC tracksuits rummaging through cardboard boxes that say 2018 on in cupboards and spare rooms as we speak

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 2d

The fucks PPDA. Why would you even have a fucking acronym like that to use at hand, fully expecting anybody but themselves to know it.

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 2d

Is anyone fluent in 'I don't get invited to events or gatherings'?

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