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Marty, I'm Scared!

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Award winning lover, homie, and friend. Graduate of He's A Good Boy 🥺 Academy. 6ft 🏳️‍🌈 & hungry.

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · May 20

a beautiful day for the pier

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 1h

Lol ive only seen the one movie, it was on tv a late night when I was a kid and I sat through it

Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 2h

It depends on who is behind the mask, if its any of the killers from the first 4 films, im making it out alive easily, they were all so goofy. If its anybody from the 5th & 6th film, I might be dead or severely injured, that new Ghostface is vicious.

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 5h

Are you “surviving” your birthday month?

I am, I’m not going camping 😂 #SpookySZN

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 2h

I literally randomly thought about this movie a few days ago!

Zora Neale Hurtin’ 📚🔮🎤 @alexaesperanzaa.bsky.social · 3h

Everyone who grew up Christian in the 90’s deserves financial compensation for this monstrosity of a series.

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 2d

Just learned that Hollister is a city in California and not just a teen clothing store 😭

Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 4d

Read my username

nai THEE black barbie 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4d

1. Tell me you've watched Spongebob without telling me you've watched Spongebob.

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 6d

As terrible as Chris Brown is, I do wonder what his version of "Disturbia" would have sounded like.

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CJ Howell @cj-howell.bsky.social · 8d

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 8d

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 7d

Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 8d

It felt like old AHS 😔

Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 8d

Absolutely. I wish the first half was a full season, instead of it having a rushed ending to start the second part.

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 8d

NYC the worst season. It was more American Crime Story than it was American Horror Story. The "monster" wasnt even actually there the whole time cause it was all a metaphor for the aids epidemic, they all died of aids not any actual murders 😂

Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 8d

Had a great 3 season run. Slipped at Freakshow, picked back up at Hotel, Roanoke was actually a good season, yall just hate when something new is tried. Apocalypse was the last time everybody watched AHS. 1984 was the last good season. The point of no return after that.

𝕳𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖔-𝕶𝖊𝖊𝖒 @keemfraiche.bsky.social · 8d

Where did AHS fall off exactly??

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 9d

The Duffer Brothers confirm the ‘Stranger Things’ series finale is ~2 hours long

It will also explain what the Upside Down is

“This is a complete story. It’s done”

(via Variety)

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 9d

😂😂

Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 9d

I need somebody who makes durags with quick shipping.

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2000s @popculture2000s.bsky.social · 9d

not only is it not friday, it’s not even thursday

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 9d

Very unhinged, knew she lost it when she said Roc Nation stopped her from winning Grammys 😂

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 9d

The way she consistently tries to convince her fans that Jay Z has control over her career and money even though she is and has never been signed by him, is so funny. Jay-Z is her "Thanks Obama" 😂

aliii✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 9d

nicki minaj is no longer threatening to release new music.

nicki minaj from her offical twitter account:
Ok I’m not going to put out the album anymore. No more music. Hope you’re happy now @sc

Bye, Barbz.

Love you for life
with and ai image of her running with herself? on a sidewalk

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 11d

Hopefully arrested

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 15d

You mean of this year? 2025?

Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 15d

FNC Entertainment @fncentertainment.ca · 15d

Available Now at Entertainment Earth

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17d

I love this 😭😂

Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17d

jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .

ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 18d

She & Nicki play the same game.

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 18d

Taylor Swift drops new variants of ‘The Life of a Showgirl’:

• The Life of a Showgirl (Original Songwriting Voice Memo) Act 1
• The Life of a Showgirl (Original Songwriting Voice Memo) Act 2
• The Fate of Ophelia (Alone In My Tower Acoustic)
• Eldest Daughter (Now You’re Home Acoustic)