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Martian 👽
@martianx.bsky.social
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · Sep 12
Yo! If you weren't aware, I'm a published author of two self-help books: Emotional Intelligence for Black Men and Soil To Self.

If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!

For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com

For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 3h
The way this song had me in a chokehold when I fist heard it! 😭
uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app Spookyanna 🎃 / Marie the Pimpcess @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 3h
Blac Chyna was Tyga pum pum
Kylie Jenner use fi her pum pum
Take way Tyga from Chyna pum pum
So Chyna just give Kylie’s brother pum pum
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 5h
Since when?
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 7h
I mean sure, but it don't make sense for you to be the problem if you ain't causing the problems.
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 7h
Well yes! But for me if you a relatively cool person, you not the problem. They are.
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 7h
I mean, I probably wouldn't. I actually might agree with some of the things you say tbh.
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 8h
Bruh, please stop! 😭😭😭
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 8h
😭😭😭 they know not to give you that power.
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 8h
😂😂😂 damn! Sound like they don't need a job anymore
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 8h
Mane it's possible to fuck up anything when you just in it for a bag
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 8h
Oh they were that bad? 😬
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 8h
It don't give 35. 29 at the youngest
9thcloudlyfe.blacksky.app Cooper DeJoint @9thcloudlyfe.blacksky.app · 9h
i really do enjoy the way I'm aging man.. i look 35, but ppl never believe me when i tell them I'm 35 😂😂
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 8h
I know your stomach sound like timbs in the dryer
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 11h
Bro this is still the wildest thing I've seen on this platform
xavierbeloved.blacksky.app Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · Jan 7
Story Time?
Anyone wanna hear how an AKA drove across 3 States to my home … that I never gave her the address too
naiijah.bsky.social Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.bsky.social · Jan 6
Men, what’s the craziest reason you blocked a woman for?

I’m tryna see something 🤔 #blacksky
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
THAT SHIT THERE! Played into every stereotype.
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
Exactly! But then Krabs sold that mane soul for pocket change? I would've had his ass in a seafood boil before I thought about it.
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
There's multiple examples of SpongeBob driving perfectly. She had bad energy and made him anxious. He don't do well under pressure.
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
That was the foulest shit i had seen on that show besides Patrick calling SpongeBob ugly and parading him around the town.
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
Spongebob can actually drive. Mrs. Puff is the problem.
astoldbynai.blacksky.app nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d
18. Give me your Spongebob hot take.
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
Not these new episodes. They weird.
astoldbynai.blacksky.app nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d
17. Do you still watch Spongebob?
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
Money laundering.
astoldbynai.blacksky.app nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d
16. Mr. Krabs is in jail. What crime did he commit?
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
"Hold the boiling oil!"
astoldbynai.blacksky.app nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d
14. What is your favorite niche Spongebob quote?

(niche is something that isn't well-known or common)
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
Probably one of the villains.
astoldbynai.blacksky.app nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d
13. If you had to erase one main character from Spongebob, who would it be?
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
Plankton, Man Ray, Sandy
astoldbynai.blacksky.app nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d
12. You are stranded on an island. What three Spongebob characters are you picking to help you escape?
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
Sandy probably.
astoldbynai.blacksky.app nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d
11. What Spongebob character are you most like?
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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d
The campfire song song
astoldbynai.blacksky.app nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d
9. What is your favorite Spongebob song?