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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 6h

Walking through the locker room at the gym and a buck naked dude started getting dressed socks first, then t-shirt. For maximum chaos I’m gonna assume the order continued: hat, then glasses, watch, shoes, scarf

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 8h

I still lurk for sports highlights and to see what the loons are discussing but about half the posts I’m served appear to be ads for the concept of “girls have butts”

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 8h

Went to the pharmacy counter to ask for the good Sudafed that actually works and the guy asked if I just wanted one box or “the maximum amount.” Glad to know CVS supports my right to cook meth for personal use

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 9h

A downstream effect of a lot of journalists now being nepo babies is that they don't know any criminals or dirtbags, so they don't ask themselves questions like "Why would the cartels pay money to kill the Feds who are accidentally helping them make more money?"

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think I've seen a network TV news report more transparently full of shit since maybe 2003, right before we invaded Iraq

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 1d

The pitch for this shit is "It's handy dandy tutor that can replace google and your secretary, write code, do your homework, fly drones and do wars, drive cars, make movies, be your best friend, cure cancer, and also you can fuck it." It's like you asked to see its resume and it's this:

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 1d

Mark Cuban’s whole argument about Steve Ballmer continues to be: “No you don’t get it, for rich people fraud is legal”

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 1d

The only actual use case here is perverts putting themselves in sex scenes with Daenerys but the key to this whole industry is that everyone must pretend to have been born yesterday. The naivete is load bearing.

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 3d

The cold open to tonight’s Task is one of the best episodes of TV I’ve ever seen

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 6d

If Joel Embiid can find some stairs to fall down right now we can call this the most Philadelphia sports night of all time

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 7d

It’s extremely funny they’re wearing 80 lbs of useless kit for an imaginary war and he’s wearing the perfect armor for the battle they’re actually having

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 10d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 7d

Antifa Girlfriends are a direct violation of Section 1 of the Antifa Guidelines post Soros Accords

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 7d

I met my wife Jeremy Renner on The Jeremy Renner App

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 8d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 9d

We gave all the guys who used to headbutt lockers at your high school Licenses to Kill and you’ll never guess what happened next

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 9d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 10d

Cam smash

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 10d

Ladd McConkey sounds like if JK Rowling was black trying to name her one white character

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 15d

Col. Jessup: Son, we live in a world that has fats, and those fats have to be guarded by fats with guns. Who's gonna gay it? You? You, Lieutenant Gayberg?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15d

Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 16d

Bans also straightforwardly makes life worse for girls of all stripes and reduce participation across the board which is something the Cowards for Caving Caucus never address edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...

Early dropoff in girls' school sports linked to new gender confirmation forms

Province's new requirements are already having impacts on girls' sports in junior high

edmontonjournal.com

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 17d

Trump bombed Orlando from the air instead of sending in ground troops because he's a chicken.

Chickens lay eggs.

How does this help the high cost of eggs

Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 18d

The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 26d

Crazy they’re trying to shut it down when Antifa seems to be the only organization hiring

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 26d

These kinda polls always kill me. The average American seems to think America is 40% black, 40% Latino, 20% Muslim, 20% Jewish, 25% gay and 20% trans. Somewhere in there must be a crossover group who spends all day looking for halal kosher hormones and coming out to their nine sets of parents

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 28d

The maddening thing about all this is they concluded Harris lost because she said her pronouns at an event in 2019, yet they don't consider they might be right but for the wrong reason. SHE WAS CLEARLY PANDERING! Seventy percent of trans people probably rolled their fucking eyes you soulless dweebs

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 28d

It's kind of funny the pitch is always the same. "The people who get paid to coach pandering think you should pander better." I wonder if Best Buy thinks I could use a new smart TV

Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28d

lol new clown car just rolled up

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 16

Maam you cannot scare Office Depot employees. They have been damned to every hell by moms over bake sale posters. They get paid in pills to provide tech alibis for late term papers. They’ve printed flyers for bands so bad you wouldn’t believe

Mediaite @mediaite.com · Sep 16

Pam Bondi Threatens Charges Over Office Depot Employee Who Refused To Print Charlie Kirk Flyers: ‘We Can Prosecute You’

Attorney General Pam Bondi said the Department of Justice is considering bringing charges after a now-fired Office Depot employee refused to print flyers advertising a vigil for Charlie Kirk. The post Pam Bondi Threatens Charges Over Office Depot Employee Who Refused To Print Charlie Kirk Flyers: ‘We Can Prosecute You’ first appeared on Mediaite.

dlvr.it

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 15

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map

CNN @cnn.com · Sep 15

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 12

Good luck to everyone constantly trying to retroactively organize the thoughts of these shooters. The "Bella Ciao" thing is an Italian anti-fascist anthem yes but it's also the chorus to a song from the Netflix show "Money Heist" youtu.be/l5TMjYj-8MQ?...

Becky G - Bella Ciao (Official Video)

YouTube video by BeckyGVEVO

youtu.be

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