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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1h

Congratulations, Task.
Your excellent storytelling, peopled with deeply flawed characters from top to bottom has made my wife, who gets emotionally invested in shows like yours, angry for weeks.

The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 2h

Sadism.
www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

America saved him from the Taliban. Trump wants to send him back.

He supported America’s war, escaped Afghanistan and started a family in the U.S. Then ICE arrested him. If he is deported, he expects the Taliban to kill him.

www.washingtonpost.com

The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 2h

"What will happen to my wife and kids?" H asked.
"Don't worry," he said the agent replied. If the U.S. government sent him back to Afghanistan, it would send them, too.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose

-William Joel

The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 2h

"They've got you by the nether braids" could be the next thing. Let's make it happen.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 3h

I learned to work the saxophone

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 3h

The wireless mouse is fine, but of no help.

The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 3h

A cool thing my work computer does now is when it wakes from periods of inactivity (more than 15 minutes) it forgets my keyboard (USB, hard wired) thus making it impossible to log in at the mandatory security screen without a hard reset.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 3h

Terrifying if literal: eye bolt

The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 4h

Of course, thought experiments like this are the ultimate 5D chess thought crimes.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 4h

We already know ICE will hire anyone without checking their background.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 19h

It's a stupid premise, but there are a lot of watchable actors in it.

The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 19h

The Last Frontier is okay.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 19h

Devastating insight by Sabrina Carpenter.

The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 19h

🎶Jack off to lyrics by Leonard Cohen🎶

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 20h

That should calm me down.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 20h

Here is some cool shit you probably did not know about:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=8M7U...

Remote Reprise (Bonus Track)

YouTube video by Analog Sweden - Topic

music.youtube.com

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 20h

"lol, no"

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 20h

And they keep building out more suburbs.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 20h

This reminds me of skins you could get for the WinAMP mp3 player.

morrowind-npcs @morrowind.zip · 23h

"Like what you see, honey? I'm enjoying the water, honey. My name is Irmiel. Say, why don't you take off your clothes and join me? The water feels awful nice."

-- Irmiel the Nymphᵀᴿ