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ManWithPez
@manwithpez.bsky.social
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MLIS. USAF Veteran. Avid Reader/Film Watcher. Your #CryptStatic Captain and Culture Vulture #1! You are DEFINITELY in the wrong place. Not certain what you're here for, but the only thing on offer is biting sarcasm, and lots of it.
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 18d
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 4h
But don't take my word for it...
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 4h
Whatever.
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 8h
I'm sorry everyone. I really am. It wasn't supposed to be this way.

Apologies.

#CryptStatic
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 8h
"The Kidnapper" #TalesFromtheCrypt S07E7 1st aired 06/07/1996 Directed by James Spencer and written by John Harrison. Adapted from Shock SuspenStories #12 Feed the strays, sure, but leave it there! #CryptStatic
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 8h
"Cold War" #TalesFromtheCrypt S07E06 1st aired 05/31/1996 Directed by Andy Morahan and written by Scott Nimerfro. Adapted from Tales From the Crypt #43. Tales From the Crypt Less Ordinary! Anyone? But the timing! #CryptStatic
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 8h
"Horror in the Night" #TalesFromtheCrypt S07E05 1st aired 05/24/1996 Directed by Russell Mulcahy and written by John Harrison. Adapted from The Vault of Horror #12. Haunted hotel, huh? Seen it from Stephen King already. A couple times! #CryptStatic
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 8h
It looks as though I WILL be aplane come 7C/8E, and will be unable to start the episodes with you. I will drop the episode promos here in a minute, but I am so sorry. I was supposed to be in a hotel rm for some time by now.

#CryptStatic
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 9h
I'm hoping to start everything off, but I'm also worried about being on the plane already. And in a bid to shave two hours off our arrival time, which had been added to by 13 hours. Gee, American, why does everyone hate you so much?

Never mind I figured it out.

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Alfred E. Neuman @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 12h
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 12h
I should be able to get it moving. But NOTHING has gone right today. Not yet.

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 13h
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 15h
The flight that was supposed to leave at 5AM is starting to board. Again.

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TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 18h
Wanna have fun on a Wednesday? Join a #WatchParty
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#MusComEnt
#CryptStatic
#Splatterday2K
#FrightClub
#VundaHalloweenAThon

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 18h
Luckily I can pass the time with a #MadMagazine #Halloween Special Edition! Sure, they're billing me for stuff I've already read, but I own it...AT THE AIRPORT!
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 21h
Mistakes...were made. A LOT of mistakes.
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 21h
Pippa only wanted one movie for her flight to Virginia today, and if you pay attention, you know what movie.

#Rad
#TeamCru
#FrightClub
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Jason @jlopez10111.bsky.social · 1d
War is other people.
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 23h
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 1d
My...GOD! I loved every second of that. This is the one Coen brothers movie I haven't seen and I see I made a mistake not watching it sooner. Thank you for showing me this. Very much!
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 1d
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 1d
I have it. I'm just not as thrilled as when I ordered it.
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 1d
While my enthusiasm has cooled considerably after pre-ordering this 50th anniversary 4K steelbook of #TheRockyHorrorPictureShow, I am happy to have it in my collection...again. Or I could have been. 🫩

#FrightClub
#MutantFam
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 1d
YouTube trying to show me a music video of "Just Once" by James Ingram...a song I dearly love, but all the footage is from The Last American Virgin...
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 1d
When you try to unburden yourself a tiny bit, but you keep spraying burden on those around you, so you keep it, interminably:
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