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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 2h

@jacobmccollum.com and to be clear, as I am sure you both have been, I have been playing backyard football and baseball my whole life. I just know the one time I need to throw that thing in front of strangers it is going to be something that makes the intended recipient go "seriously?"

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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5h

One of my biggest fears is that I will be walking at the park and a baseball will come my way and someone will ask me to throw it to them.... Also the name for the order was Nelson...

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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5h

Quit saying dab!

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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5h

Responding to my Weezer post with a minions post... touche.

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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 6h

Hey brah, how we doin' man?

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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 8h

VM assistant: you have 2 messages from Ray Parker Jr., 1 message from James Mandell, and 53 messages from Vanilla Ice....

Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 8h

I am now down with the sickness...

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Jacob McCollum @jacobmccollum.com · 19h

I love the idea of turning off Do Not Disturb. It's like, "Okay. You may now disturb."

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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 1d

They did zoot wrong …

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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 2d

I just wanted to say to you all
that I love imaginary numbers. Why?Because if we believe in them
with all of our hearts, we can make them real. Thank you.

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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 3d

[using an artificial voicebox] I started using spoopy ironically but now I actually use it. Don’t make the same mistakes I made.

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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 3d

Our grandparents and parents really knuckled down and ate spaghetti Os and only spaghetti Os for about a year and were immediately able to afford a 4 bedroom and two cars… not sure why we can’t figure this out.