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Gregor

@manageresquire10.bsky.social

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man earth fucking sucks, i'd rather live on neptune (PARODY ACCOUNT!!) certified agender and pansexual Strawpage: https://thecreaturefeature.straw.page (I AM A MINOR AND A GUY IRL‼️‼️) DNI IF UR SPAWNISM!! (srs, fuck off)

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 17d

jesus i might have to put a DNI on for my account for these spawnism clowns 😭🙏

yall can't be serious about believing in a religion that is about respawning like just admit it's not a religion and instead is a cult 🙏

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 1d

yo missa chalk, let's chalk some chalk

Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 2d

Hello bluesky i eat erasers

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Hello bluesky I eat marbles

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 4d

I should get a WH40K dreadnought action figure just because they're badass....

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 6d

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 6d

....What..?

Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 6d

you make roach-kind happy

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 11d

Meh. This teddy bear is a waste of our time. Let N corp handle it.

Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 11d

⚠️ Period status effect gained....

No srs, hope u get better

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 11d

ok for some fucking reason bsky is shitting itself when i try to change my profile appearance??

is this the curse of gregor samsa's metamorphosis or some shit??

Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 11d

reverting back to my signalis roots

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 11d

reverting back to my signalis roots

Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 11d

....We can just come back, you know..?

< He points to the dude on the bus with a flaming clock for a head >

Dante, our manager, can rewind time to bring us back. But he's heavily protected by us, so don't even think about trying to kill him.

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 12d

Let's just restrain the damn thing and toss it into Mephi's meatgrinder already.

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 12d

...Well if this teddy bear can express emotion, that means it has a brain, meaning it produces Enkephalin.

....You know what I'm thinking, Sinclair?

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 12d

W-wait- L corp?

Didn't you fall? Like as in- collapse?

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 12d

Uh...Who?

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 13d

Sinclair, this teddy bear is psychotic. Do you think he has a lot of enkephalin in him to use for Mephi or..?

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 13d

@franz-kromer.bsky.social

...Hey, Kromer.

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 13d

wait-

*He'd clang his bug arm against Monokuma, hearing a metallic clang*

....KROMERR!!! N CORRPP!!!

Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 13d

... @devyatsinclair.bsky.social, get your teddy bear please.

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Gregor @manageresquire10.bsky.social · 13d

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