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malzliebchen.bsky.social
Dr. Reinheitsgebot
@malzliebchen.bsky.social
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🇩🇪🇨🇿🍻 Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 4h
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'HAMBURGER HELP US'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'
Hamburger helper with fangs
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3h
Masked armed men who won’t identify themselves should be assumed to be violent criminals.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 4h
Why do I pay federal taxes?
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 6h
A hoppy rat
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 18h
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in at least a week
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 20h
Let’s have him take a pepper ball to the face and see how he feels about it
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 23h
I came here to watch that gif
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
So you’re saying I need to pick this up and then walk over to Laschet’s and have some beer.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
Hey guys Mike Madigan is now in jail.

Just thought we could all use some good news.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
I think I need this, but if I wanted to pick it up from your studio, what part of town are you in?
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah for years now
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
I only ever tap my phone to pay with my debit card.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
BOOOOOOOO

I haven’t fucked with silly little Ventra cards in years
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
The simple geometry of Eratosthenes eluded him it seems.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
Glory to Arstotzka!
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
It’s only the death penalty if the government does it
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
The issue with that is that they could be pardoned by some other shithead down the line
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
I mean, there’s a reason Frank Lloyd Wright sold for 132,000
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
Tidbit 1: holy shit
Tidbit 2: run
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
That’s because they’re all just actually criminals. They’re not federal agents.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
Congratulations
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
This was the fog I woke to on an island in the middle of the Wisconsin river this summer. We couldn’t tell that there was anything else in existence.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
ALT: a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
It’s actually the unlisted third option of sea shanties
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
My second kid did that all the time
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