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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU
@malwherebit.me
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lewds and lewd thoughts from the world’s most well-adjusted trans woman with good tits literally a lesbian don't be weird in my DMs or my mentions
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malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · Sep 10
[⚠️ this user barks when you fuck her]
malwhere.bzky.team Mallory Scare 🎃 @malwhere.bzky.team · Sep 10
it's a miracle i turned out normal
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 8h
I have never really been able to tell when I'm flirting with someone or being flirted with. But, that having been said, YES.
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 8h
I yelled "holy fuck" out loud
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 22h
we're so cooked 😔
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 1d
There’s nothing wrong with me right now that can’t be fixed with a flogger but alas it doesn’t work if you do it to yourself
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 2d
Eheheheheh
Photo of a white woman with brown hair lying in a human sized dog bed. Her butt looks so good in her jeans it’s ridiculous
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 2d
you’re so right
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 3d
Ellipsis, I have to be real with you that I started off wanting the L and the J to spitroast me, but then I was like “wait. what if they’re not monster cocks. What if those nubs are clits. what if these are trans women. I want to domme these Tetris pieces”
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 3d
fuck fuck fuck oh no. I went and got horny about Tetris
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 3d
NOOOOOOOO THE DOG BED NEEDS TO SIT FOR 24 HOURS TO DECOMPRESS FROM SHIPPING

WHO WOULD CRIME THIS AGAINST A PUPPY
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 3d
very good buppy
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 3d
not kidding remotely (feat. my tits)
Notification from Parcel (package-tracking app) “Human Sized Dog Bed” was delivered.
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 3d
couch = tragic
human sized dog bed (an objectively worse piece of furniture) = hell fuckin yeah
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 3d
okay but tonight I’m going to sleep in a human sized dog bed baybeeee
malwhere.bzky.team Mallory Scare 🎃 @malwhere.bzky.team · 3d
I sleep on my own couch fully 80% of the time and I honestly don’t know why. The reason is probably something heartbreaking so maybe it’s better not to introspect too much lol
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
As a trained linguist and horror film obsessive, Pontypool is the horror movie that all my partners end up having to watch
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malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
Pleased to announce that I have received the Nobel Prize for Being Pent Up this year
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 4d
between airhead phd puppygirls, unemployed doggirls, girlboss career dogwomen, and now bootlicking halfwit neoliberal capitalist dogs, i think we have enough evidence for a canine covergent evolution theory of trans women
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
NOOOOOOOOO
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
I seriously cannot recommend it enough, godspeed 🫡
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
There are many things about transition that have made my embodied experience demonstrably about 1000000% hotter but this one is top fucking tier
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
It was kind of like being possessed, or being played like an instrument. I’m flustered remembering it.
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
The following is gonna be sort of explicit but you’re talking to my nsfw account so. I guess price that in. Anyway,

look the first time I bottomed was after transitioning and the noises that I made were both absolutely uncontrollable and 100% new sounds for my vocal tract.
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
The time at the tone will be [extremely femme moan]
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

respectfully,
mallory
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
if you could hear me right now you’d know that I’m panting and whimpering. It is FOUR THIRTY on a TUESDAY. I am looking at PYTHON. who the fuck would put a puppy in a position like this???!? RUDE.
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malwherebit.me
malwhere bites…YOU @malwherebit.me · 4d
I legitimately wonder if this is the prog bc I feel like I need a gorgeous woman to split me in half with a machete
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