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All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · Aug 24

Be the person that makes people say
"life is good because you've been in it"

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 25m

Who is the Philosiraptor

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 27m

RETVRN

@katieshook.bsky.social you got connections, make it happen pls

Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 37m

Scooby-Doo Berry Scary Pop-Tarts (2004-2004): These Scooby-Doo branded toaster pastries featured strawberry (excuse me, 'Scooby-Berry') filling, neon green icing, and purple and orange bone-shaped sprinkles

A purple box with the silhouette of a creepy old house and trees in the background, and Scooby-Doo, tongue a-gaggle in the foreground, next to two Pop Tarts with red filling, green icing, and purple and orange bone-shaped sprinkles

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 59m

I don't want to kill Al! I only know one, and he's one of my favorite uncles!

**Hand to earpiece**

I'm being told that says A.I.

You cant kill A.I., its not a living thing. You can absolutely take a shotgun and sledgehammer to it

NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 6h

Sign in a bookstore window:
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 11h

Talk to me when its Stanza

Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 11h

Single-Family-Owned 1986 Nissan Maxima GL Sedan at No Reserve

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 11h

Skyfall

Goldeneye

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12h

Floating top five, no order

Goldfinger: John fuckin’ Barry

Licence to Kill: Robert Davi has so much fun here

Skyfall: the Home Alone finale is great

Live and Let Die: most gonzo entry but irresistibly loopy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service: prettiest Bond film by a mile

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 11h

Goldeneye always gets a bump because

a collage of four images of a video game shows a man and a woman standing next to each other

ALT: a collage of four images of a video game shows a man and a woman standing next to each other

media.tenor.com

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah, that tracks

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17h

It is my solemn and sacred duty to report that the pretzel wrapped bratwurst at QuikTrip are fucking amazing. You should have one as soon as possible

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 16h

You know how I can tell it's not a clarinet player?

Cause that's a D on a clarinet.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17h

THE CLEAVAGE CLOAKS THE CAMERA WITH ITS CURVES

RIP Andre Braugher

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17h

Does anyone under the age of 35 even know who the Jetsons are

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 17h

Jim Carrey in Talks to Lead Live-Action ‘The Jetsons’ Movie, Colin Trevorrow to Direct www.thewrap.com/jim-carrey-j...

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17h

It is my solemn and sacred duty to report that the pretzel wrapped bratwurst at QuikTrip are fucking amazing. You should have one as soon as possible

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 18h

"please come. We have jars!!"

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 18h

"At a bar in Tampa..."

Any story that starts with this can go in literally any direction. It can be the most tame shit to the most obscene, to the most weird.

Did you:
have the best burger ever?
see a sex act you didn't think was possible outside 0 g?
drink w/ a live gator in the bathroom?