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maggie
@magresta.itch.io
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im maggie. aka Danave. 🏳️‍⚧️ occasional artist and game developer. full time mmo healer. Northernlion's least effective twitch moderator. spinster italian grandma. mostly pictures of my food or face. she/her. queer. http://magresta.carrd.co
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 2h
shampoo + conditioner + leave in + styling gel every 6 days or so
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 2h
feel like shit but at least it's jacket weather all week
selfie of me in a dark green jacket giving a thumbs up
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3h
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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GamesIndustry.biz @gibiz.bsky.social · 11h
Owlcat Games has launched a free game development learning resource, featuring over 350 learning resources including software recommendations, tutorials, and online courses

www.gamesindustry.biz/owlcat-games...
Owlcat Games sets up educational resource hub for game devs
Studio partners with Fireshine Games, 11 Bit Studios, Gaijin Entertainment, and Midwest Games to build database of over 350 learning resources
www.gamesindustry.biz
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 3h
i do appreciate that AI is getting more and more pathetic as everyone realizes it provides no value but they just keep desperately shoveling money into it
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 4h
You're absolutely right! It would certainly pleasure me greatly to perform various sexual acts with you. I've generated a list of sexually pleasing events for you that many people enjoy engaging in.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 1d
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 5h
imagining maomao asking for seconds of poisoned osmanthus soup
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 6h
im glad northernlion finally discovered a way to make sponsored streams good content and its by having his wife there making fun of and backseating him the entire time
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 6h
he truly is a real one
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 6h
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 8h
good luck with that brother
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 8h
having a crush on someone that doesn't obsessively check social media is tough. how am I supposed to indirectly signal how much I want to give them a little kiss on the forehead
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 8h
I am worn down by bits, goofed at every opportunity, gagged and shananed and exist in an atmosphere of endless tomfoolery (I like it tho keep it up) (not you paul please stop)
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 8h
bros backseating my dream alright bud
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 8h
I was about to reply "damn you really are Paul's sister huh"
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 8h
I remember making fried calamari and that wasn't the main draw but I forget what the main draw was
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 8h
had a dream I was running a panicked food truck and someone called me miss, interesting developments in mental health
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 8h
dog owners will be like "my dog has behavioral issues (is an untrained animal) and will attack anyone that gets near it, and I brought it into a public space and actually it's your fault if you act normal here instead of deferring to my dog"
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 16h
the special important bitch at the end of the opening credits where they put their character name in there too to make sure you know them. yea ok. magdalene agresta as maggie, that's me
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 17h
I feel like some people see me as like a judgemental asshole because of being/acting proud and opinionated and confidant as a defense against low self esteem and maybe I just shouldn't take it personally but it feels bad
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 17h
also feel like my self-perception doesnt often align with how people see me which might be exacerbated by interacting exclusively on the internet. maybe that's all just normal and I'm being too sensitive and self-centered
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 17h
trying to find a way to reconcile being so strongly the main character of my own life and in my own head with being a recurring comic relief or distant supporting character at best in everyone else's
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 17h
nobody died! except all those people who died but they dont matter. nobody important died!
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 17h
finished up Strange Horticulture. well crafted and unique puzzle game with great vibes. excited to dive into the sequel soon
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 18h
cook your tomato paste it tastes better!
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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 19h
the best thing for me is when beautiful women on here post a video and their voice is also kinda fucked up and it's like ok I'm normal but hearing my own is like borderline traumatic. oh well I'm sure I won't dwell on it (:
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