magi processioner
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People should hate conservatives more imo
Maybe he’ll cover donald trump’s age in these election cycles.
Jim Downey? The Conan podcast guest?
Also a guy who actually lives in New York City.
The next democratic admin should seize all of this asshole’s money, or at the very least tax him out of existence.
Bessent: "This crazy No Kings rally this weekend, which is gonna be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party, which is a big title. No Kings equals no paychecks."
I wonder who was the source of this article describing Todd blanche’s behind-the-scenes efforts to push back on the craziest elements within trump’s DOJ, a laughable proposition for which he deserves no credit
Todd Blanche, the deputy attorney general and former head of President Trump’s criminal defense team, has helped usher in his retribution campaign. But he faces anger on the right for resisting some of the most extreme measures.
Part Enabler, Part Buffer: The Bind of the Justice Dept.’s No. 2
Todd Blanche, the deputy attorney general, has helped usher in President Trump’s retribution campaign. But he faces anger on the right for resisting some of the most extreme measures.
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I like when snow melts after a big storm and you can see all of the dog shit that people decided they didn’t need to pick up for some reason
Lmao Yamamoto gave up a lead off homer on the first pitch then went for nine innings, two hits, and no runs.
First pitch home run always seems so demoralizing
How did freeman get a double there?
First pitch home run always seems so demoralizing
Man, I’m listening to Anthony Kennedy on @pbsnews.org and good lord he is dumb. What a piece of shit.
The universe continues to disappoint
Astead Herndon spent five months reporting this profile on Zohran Mamdani so he wouldn’t have to answer any questions about why he stopped reporting on candidate age after Biden dropped out.
In the lead up to Election Day, Zohran Mamdani has engaged in a second primary of sorts, meeting quietly with New York City power brokers to consolidate support and box out his main rivals. Here’s the inside story of his rise. nyti.ms/3WCHy37
Republicans’ message to American voters in 2026: hope you like chicory
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
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The acting U.S. attorney who rightly resigned rather than be a party to trump’s corrupt effort to drop the criminal charges against Eric Adams is now a fellow at the Manhattan institute who has written an oped criticizing nyu law for cancelling an fedsoc event with Ilya Shapiro lmao
“Security concerns, real or fabricated, arise when a speaker promises to buck campus orthodoxy,” writes Danielle Sassoon. “That is precisely when universities need to stand up for debate.”
Opinion | Law Schools Are Using Security Concerns to Silence Speech
A principle is hollow if it’s not defended under pressure.
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Guy who hates Netanyahu and got him sign the cease fire by being mean to him 👇
Trump calls on the Israeli President to pardon Benjamin Netanyahu:

"Cigars and champagne - who the hell cares about it?"

Netanyahu is currently on trial for bribery, fraud, and breach of trust, including allegedly accepting 700,000 shekels (approx. $210,000) worth of luxury goods in bribes.
It was so nice of donald trump to send me a check with his name on it during the pandemic too
This is making me revise my rule that if you’re joining in the majority judgment, you should always write a concurrence to create the possibility that your doctrinal approach/pet theory becomes the law down the line: write a concurrence only if the majority issues a written opinion.
Malala’s Nobel didn’t result in long-term gender equality in Pakistan and Lech Walesa’s win may or may not have contributed to the fall of communism. Also, Aung San Suu Kyi facilitated a genocide. Lots of criticism to go around.
It’s like they didn’t even try smh
Six spinoffs?! You sort of need to respect it at some point.
I can’t believe they’re still doing “the left-leaning candidate is the democratic trump” comparisons