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Madame DeFarge

@madamedefargeknits.bsky.social

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Wife, mother, daughter, sister, cousin, aunt, friend. Font of useless information. Delighter in the absurd. Knitter for charity.

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 6h

Please don’t call it “The Trump Ballroom”. That’s precisely what he wants—so we’ll be hearing his name in perpetuity, like “The Lincoln Bedroom”. Just call it the “East Wing Ballroom”.

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 10h

It’s not from the rain. The leaves on the track get crushed and produce an oily film. At least that’s what NJ Transit tells us.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 10h

Olympdick Has Fallen

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 15h

I’m so glad I had angioplasty earlier this year, because this would’ve done me in.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 18h

Ah, HA! Muslims can’t get tattoos!

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 23h

Process?

a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Citizen’s Bank, amirite?

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

It worked when Hegseth brought his wife.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .

ALT: a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Well done!

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

I probably would’ve just stayed in bed, thinking I was having the world’s longest hot flash.

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

I rooted for the Dodgers last year over the Yankees.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Wait…the season’s not over?

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Get a Speed Queen. They never break. If you don’t believe me, ask any appliance repair person.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Couldn’t they just unplug it?

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sure he wants it to be called “The Trump Ballroom” in perpetuity—like the Lincoln Bedroom. If it’s going to stay (and it probably will), start calling it the “East Wing Ballroom” *now* before he and his flunkies get to name it.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

And Mike Johnson will claim he hasn’t seen it.

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

*Eviscerated*.

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of Chris Matthews* groaning, “Oh, God,” when Bobby Jindal* came out to rebut one of Obama’s State of the Union addresses.

* whatever happened to him?

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Schults Knows Nothing GIF

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Does he know ANYTHING?

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Yup. They both forgot the #1 rule: whenever you’re talking to a reporter, YOU ARE TALKING TO A REPORTER.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Her origin story: getting called “Bald Asser” in middle school.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Yes

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

How does one refuse to pay and not wind up with the cops involved?

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