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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃

@lyse.bsky.social

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Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW. Also @[email protected]

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · Feb 21

Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1h

Pretty sure my psychiatrist just gave me the gentlest “please touth grass”

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 5h

The youtube host felt the need to explain what a “Rolodex” is.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 6h

I dared to move my foot that she is using as a pillow

Torbie cat resting on a grey blanket gives the camera a side eye glare

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 8h

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

- Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 15h

Eeep

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 15h

Chat, at what point does “civility” become “compliancy”?

Axios @axios.com · 16h

Former Presidents Biden and Clinton praised President Trump today for the Gaza peace deal.

Biden, Clinton praise Trump for Gaza peace deal

Biden said he commends Trump and his team, and Clinton said they "deserve great credit."

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 16h

has anyone heard from @joekatz45.bsky.social the last few months? is he okay?

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 16h

…but then I’d miss the fun 🥺

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 16h

Dammit, Josh!!!

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 16h

Fighting the urge to pull the blankie over my head

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 16h

Josh, don’t encourage him!

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 16h

Barry, NO!

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 16h

I’m so far from hot that I’m refrigerated

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 17h

In a way I’m kinda sad that dude blocked me. So much lost entertainment.

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 17h

a cat is standing on its hind legs in front of a door .

Alt: a cat is standing on its hind legs in front of a door .

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Sun @sunflowermouse.bsky.social · 7d

Nothing says "we're real people" like an AI photo.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

Omg, I read that as a teen an absolutely loved it. How does it hold up?

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 1d

Today I learned there is such a thing as National Boss's Day, and that allegedly it is this Thursday and I SWEAR TO GOD that if I find out any of you have participated in such a craven act of subservience to the ownership caste I will find you and give you SUCH a noogie

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

oh no! Lolol

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

a person holding a black wallet with a stack of credit cards in it

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

There may be universes where librarianship is considered a peaceful sort of occupation, and where the risks are limited to large volumes falling off shelves on to one’s head, but the keeper of a magic library is no job for the unwary.

- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, she is judging the whole internet. And we have been found wanting

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

Isn’t she just the cutest?

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

My recliner is suspiciously warm given that I’ve been gone for 14 hours. *eyes Tabitha*