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Bluster

@lusterpdxxx.bsky.social

2.4K followers 1.6K following 4.2K posts

Aspiring fireplug (any/all) who's just here to look at the mens and post some free cheesecake in exchange for insecurity hearts. Fully NSFW. (Transphobes and rightwingers: FOAD ASAP)

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · Oct 15

For 📌 posterity: I’m an actual human who looks at every single post from the people I choose to follow. I put my body online because this kind of validation works for me; it’s not paying my bills.

Fuck off with the AI, silent morphs, follow hacking, hard snark, or creepy DMs. Block me if I bug you.

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 1h

Ditto. We have a commercial grade food vacuum chamber has to weigh 70 pounds, and it is my job to lift it off of the shelf so my partner doesn’t have to.

If four years of lifting has only amounted to that, I’m content.

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 2h

I think I’m being too vague: if you’re in or around the Portland OR area and you think you might enjoy smacking me around, please inquire within.

Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 2h

love to routinely hear “Oh are you still lifting”? when I’m an extremely consistent four-day-a-week lifter who isn’t aiming for a Men’s Health cover.

normals all understand abs and some of them understand biceps and that’s IT

Joe @jcmuscuk.bsky.social · 3h

It's hard out here for the natty folks 😮‍💨

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Kcd.83 @kcd83.bsky.social · 6h

Couple pics from last weekend's little trip

#loveyourselffirst
#bodypositive
#bigandbeautiful
#chubbyandcute

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AlphaleticJock @alphaleticjock.bsky.social · 7h

Jocktober 16/31.
50 likes and I'll post the front 🔥

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 7h

Safe adventuring!

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 8h

Just a bebbeh!!

Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 18h

Sweet. Jesus. ☠️☠️☠️

www.instagram.com/datomachine

Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 18h

Never again for me. Either punishes your balls or chafes like a motherfucker.

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 18h

more mean friends, please 🙏

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HackerCub @realspudmuffin.bsky.social · 22h

Only been a month but there’s been some positive, albeit small, improvements. My ass has definitely gotten rounded and a little more pronounced.

One day I’ll be hot enough for people to date me.

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t know you or your world or anything, but I’m gonna tell you: that shit is incredibly corrosive to your well-being.

Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 20h

Did you not say that you were in a car three hours a day?

Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 23h

cutieeeee

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 1d

If I was charging money I’d be a restaurant and you’d get what you want. But in mama’s kitchen you’re gonna get leftovers. 👨‍🍳

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 1d

this also counts as hump day because you can see my ass ♻️♻️♻️

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⚠️ Critical @supertop.bsky.social · 1d

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Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 1d

Zoolights are going! Wholesome.

Bluster @lusterpdxxx.bsky.social · 1d

It did not bother me, no. As I told a friend: it all spends the same.

I’m just not used to A) not having to sell myself B) being aggressively segmented into parts C) sexual attention on tap.