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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈
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She/Her (Sabrina) | Married | Vegan btw 💚 | Alpacas 🦙 | 📚 Books | might read 'too much' fanfiction 😬 | Sci-Fi 👽| Satan Show 😈 | 💻🦙
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Well, this is your life now. 😂 I've had Golden stuck in my head during most of today, but woke up with Soda Pop. If there's an end to the constant earworms, I haven't reached it yet. (We watched in August. :D)
We quit smoking in 2014 and Mr Alpaca still prefers a lighter over a bottle opener for opening bottles 🙄, so... it's apparently a very diverse tool. 😅
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This is freakin adorable! Our Tom on Tom Daley’s knotty list. What a fun vid!

From Tom’s IG
DONG!
Did you say "closure?" Just what the doctor ordered!
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#Lucitober2025 Day 21 prompt: Closure
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The Priest walked out of the bar .... and into Oz!!
Congratulations, Colman!!
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@colmandomingo.bsky.social #Lucifer #TomEllis
#WickedForGood @jonchu.bsky.social

🎞️- Me / Jon Chu Announcement video
🎶Knockin' on Heaven's door - Pianostalgia FM
🎶Mess Around - Ray Charles
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That's it, that your big trick?
😜💜, 📺😈

#Lucitober2025 Day 20 prompt: Trick
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Who robbed the Louvre right answers only 📺😈
I'm unwell. 😳🥴
Alexander Skarsgård the man that you are‼️
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Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
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Chapter 47 of Intended is posted. I'm sick of looking at it. Take it. #LuciferFanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/504988...
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The final chapter of "A Self-Made Sinner" is up!

Ch. 32 - "All You Have to Do"
archiveofourown.org/works/619300...

It's time to deal with Cain and Kinley, once and for all

📺😈 😈📖 #LuciferFanfiction
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Another milestone reached. 🔥 So excited to see Tom's new show/character. No matter how much time passes, I'll love this 😈 forever. ✨ 1500 days have now gone by since we've said "goodbye for now" to our #Lucifer 🥺

It's Day 1500 of missing #LuciferMorningstar #LuciFam 💔😈 #TomEllis
I just watched his Papaya Petit Gâteau vid on YT and I'm definitely NOT okay! 😂
Me to Mr Alpaca: "I need to share this with the fandom, because we have that donut thing... but I have no idea how to even bring it up?!"

So, yeah... just leaving this here.

(Also, I blame Reddit. Also, there's videos and the phrase "daddy's hot glaze" is forever seared into my mind now.)
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Mazikeen. 5cm pencil drawing for #Lucitober2025 Day 19 prompt: 'Armour'* Hope you like this tiny one!

Imo, of all the show characters, Maze has both the most & the least emotional armour - often at the same time!

#LuciferNetflix #LuciferFanArt #LittleLuciHeads

*I refuse to spell it 'armor' 😄
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#Lucitober2025 📺😈 #LuciferFanfiction Day 18 - Emotion. This one is 100% Deckerstar, one of the best AUs out there and has all the feels we expect from junevirginia. Stunning relationship building in this. Through The Looking Glass archiveofourown.org/works/298229...
Looks like one of the MAGA blocklists I use also blocks them all. 😄
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Just for your info / possible interest: If you want to avoid the new US govt accounts on bluesky, someone has set up a moderation list to enable you to do so easily. Just click on the list, click 'subscribe' then select mute or block, to dodge all of them.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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#Lucitober2025 day 17 "touch" 🫠🫠

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Our #Lucifer is definitely never 'too' sexy...... 😍
#MuseumBums loves the story of the Lucifer Statues of Liége Cathedral 👍🏛️🍑

~1848, Josef Geef was tasked to sculpt Lucifer. Unfortunately Lucifer was too sexy for the church. Without paying him, they commissioned his brother to replace it, so Guillaume Geef made his Lucifer *even* sexier 😁