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Luchawhorus

@luchawhorus.bsky.social

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Luchasaurus. Pierre Gasly Trans rights are human rights. AEW, Luchadors, Monsters, Bioshock, The Darkness, VTM, Horror, F1 🇨🇦 Witchy She/her

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 7d

My dream has come true.

Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 7d

Nasty business, miss.

Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 1d

Neither did I until I got a lovely calendar with fun things on it then didn’t put it up till like a week ago!

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck I missed it.

Happy Belated Kiss A Wrestler Day to all!

#aew #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️ #Luchasaurus

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 1d

This sounds scientific and absolutely logical!

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 1d

I will investigate this amazing tip

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 1d

She is eating and I am singing Time Warp to her… what more can I do!?

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 1d

I’m showing her at her mom’s house… so she is free of all judgement and involvement save that I am about to belt the entire thing right in her teeny tiny face.

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 1d

This is why I have always tried to be the Cool Aunt.

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Brodie Maxwell @brodiemaxwell.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like RJ City is really just Nardwuar’s wrestling gimmick.

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 1d

How young is TOO YOUNG to show Rocky Horror Picture Show? 8 weeks seems a bit young but Auntie Lucha is babysitting soooooooo….I am gonna show her.

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone look. It’s been solved!

Brodie Maxwell @brodiemaxwell.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like RJ City is really just Nardwuar’s wrestling gimmick.

Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 4d

I fucking love it

✨iSwimmi✨ @iswimmi.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Halloween season, here's re-animator Jurassic Express 😈🧪

Illustration of Jurassic Express, Jack Perry standing over Luchasaurus on a surgical table with a re-animator needle.

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✨iSwimmi✨ @iswimmi.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Halloween season, here's re-animator Jurassic Express 😈🧪

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 4d

Omg I doooooo!!!

Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 5d

I am all for this tiny top hat situation.

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 5d

Can’t text my dad anything cool because he just knows something cooler to compare it to.

Me simply humiliated by my dad(SENIOR CITIZEN)’s music tastes

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 6d

What if I didn’t just work 12 hours and forgot about WtA this evening and then didn’t have to be up at four and at work at 5am for 14 hours?

I love doing lavish holiday meals for our unhoused relatives in the community but it shouldn’t be just me and 1 coworker doing everything

Sorry for the vent.

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JCP⭐Designs 👺 @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 7d

A buddy of mine wants to make you stickers so you don't have to use racist companies like StickerMule anymore. Consider having him make stickers for you instead?

Adam Cardoza a.k.a. @juliusblaise.dnasevolution.com · 7d

Oops, I think I launched.

Iguessimakestickersnow.com

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 7d

Kayla is the REAL Glamour.

Mik @mik.hunts.monster · 7d

This image is familiar to me... Hmmm, what if Mariah May dressed as a dog for Halloween?

#WrestleSky
#AEW

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 7d

This will be pinned to my profile for an incredibly long time. Possibly forever.

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 7d

I do love a dramatic exit.

Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 7d

My dream has come true.

Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 7d

Nasty business, miss.

Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 7d

This is the greatest video I have ever seen. Ever in my whole life.

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 8d

I mean I IMPLIED.

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Luchawhorus @luchawhorus.bsky.social · 8d

Mik, you always take care of me.

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Mik @mik.hunts.monster · 8d

I always thought this was a misheard lyric until PAC came sporting them to #AEWDynamite last night.

Gratuitous slow-mo because I know what you're like #AEW.

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