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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 6h

I have learned that you are all horny for Jack Skellington, and possibly other skeletons as well.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 7h

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Halloween Hand Print Leggings. Look friends, we don't kink shame. Even if someone has a fetish for being groped by skeletons. Jack Skellington deserves love too.
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A girl wearing black leggings that have a lot of skulls at the bottom and skeleton handprints on her butt.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 8h

Oh wow, that's what happened?

Because living people are
not allowed on American
currency, the Federal
Reserve had Kennedy
assassinated so he could
appear on the half dollar
Coin.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 9h

He's not wrong.

T

"They say
that every
kiss begins
with K. But a
smooch is a
kiss, and
that's an S."

-Sting

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 10h

I'm jealous.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 11h

True. In retrospect, putting Joe Biden in charge of the Defense Department before he was born was not a wise move. He simply did not have the experience needed to excel at such a role.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12h

That makes sense.

Pacino
IS
short

for

Albert Paul

Cappuccino.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 13h

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 13h

ACAC (All Cats Are Criminals)

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14h

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Pin. There's a reason why there are police dogs and not police cats. Cats wouldn't only let the criminals get away, they'd help bury the bodies too.
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A pin of a grey cat that says "if cats could talk to cops they wouldn't".

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 15h

It's an endless cycle.

People use metal detectors
at the beach to search
for metal detectors that
people leave in the sand
once they get tired of
carrying a metal detector
at the beach.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16h

That blows my mind.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17h

It's ridiculous how much movie theaters are charging for popcorn these days. I typically don't pay anything for food that exploded.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 18h

That's so interesting.

Disney World has a
slowly growing sinkhole
that Disney refuses to
acknowledge.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Also, shout out to The Pretzel Company for naming their company that makes pretzels The Pretzel Company. You've got to love the determination to come up with the least creative name possible.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Mega Mystery Box from The Pretzel Company. When I say "Life is full of surprises, and that's what makes it worth living" I am specifically referring to surprise pretzels. I do not want life to contain any non-pretzel surprises.
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A cardboard box with pretzels in front of it.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I recently learned that Low Quality Facts is the 62nd largest account on Mastodon. I'd love to be number 61, but my archnemesis Jeff Jarvis is standing in my way. Jeff has been a thorn in my side since the day I was born. He has made it his life's mission to destroy me.

Jeff Jarvis

jeffjarvis@mastodon.social

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followers

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LOW Quality Facts
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I love Pac-Man.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I've experienced this.

People most commonly
experience deja you while
tying their shoe after they
just tied their other
shoe.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Grok's Twitter account has once again been suspended after it began claiming that kicking puppies is morally wrong, which many users reported as "liberal bias."

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know? A baseball bat is called that because they were originally made out of bat skin. Not only were they grotesque, but they were also a terrible material for hitting baseballs.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Halloween Bat Crochet Kit. Look at them. They are just nocturnal flying puppies. They deserve all the pets. That is all. You can go back to looking at all the other depressing content now.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Very impressive.

Oscar Isaac can place
his hand on a script
and memorize his
lines through osmosis.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

We made a comic about sharing.

1 Dad, teaching kid: Sharing is caring.
2 Dad, to older kid: If you give any of your shitty little friends our Netflix password you will no longer be welcome in this home.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

History is so interesting.

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