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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon

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Webcomic Love, Joolz : https://www.lovejoolz.com/ Hurricane Vendetta Blog: https://www.lovejoolz.com/hurricane-vendetta-blog Writer/Artist of Mark Trail: https://comicskingdom.com/mark-trail/ Mailing List: https://www.lovejoolz.com/mailing-list/

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 15d

If you like my work but don't want to work that hard to see it, feel free to subscribe to my mailing list. You'll get a free Hurricane Vendetta comic with it.

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Mailing List — Love, Joolz

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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 5h

Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit!

This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 2d

I literally forgot to post my Sad Beige Moms podcast

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World's Worst Podcast - Sad Beige Moms

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 9h

Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Jules: So I invented a surf training exercise

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Love, Joolz - Aqua Burpee — Love, Joolz

Nobody asked for this and I gave it to you anyway. You’re welcome. -Love, Joolz

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Welp. I can’t unsee that.

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

He really didn’t. But I also I love how 2001 Scrappy Doo was the drama.

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Who wants to see my cleaned up animatic?

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Hurricane Vendetta - Animatic - Meet the Surf Crew

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

It's okay if you're not subscribed to my Love Letters mailing list. Here's what you missed mailchi.mp/7126ae48b407...

Panel of Jules and Blackbird.
BB: More surf tips nobody asked for.
J: have you ever done a burpee but thought "what if this was more tailored for surfing?"
J: Probably not but shut up. I invented the Aqua Burpee.

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Not just gym bros. The gym bros *and* all their wannabes.

The male loneliness epidemic makes even more sense.

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of snoopy sitting at a table with the words teehee on the bottom right

Alt: a cartoon of snoopy laughing and sitting at a table with the words teehee on the bottom right

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so sorry

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Why I’m no longer an angry slut

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Love, Joolz - Angry Slut — Love, Joolz

No one can be an angry slut forever. Not even me. -Love, Joolz

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, that’s my next arc then

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

*heavy sigh* all righty. Next arc.

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Why is this man so obsessed with de-aging his penis? Because he’s probably ingested enough lead to kill several Roman senators.

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How I’m de-aging my penis

Hi Friend,Men - if you're not having robust boners at night, you're 70% more likely to die prematurely.If you're grinding at the expense of your health, you're flaccid. Women - the same is true for yo...

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Am I gonna have to do a Mark Trail arc on lead poisoned plants for protein manufacturing?

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Very annoying I have to live through the second fall of Rome.

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Men need to stop blaming women for ruining their lives and start blaming capitalists and protein manufacturers.

If there’s anything left to save.

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

I can relate to being an antisocial fox

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Manly men believe in doing two things to improve themselves: making money and going to the gym.

And wow Capitalism will destroy your soul but lead riddled protein powders will destroy what’s left of your mind.

So much explained.

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

This explains so much of the Manosphere

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...