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Lord Juiblex
@lordjuiblex.bsky.social
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My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · Jul 13
A weird little boy in jacket and tie with his hand on his face and the words I CHOOSE NOT TO PARTICIPATE.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h
Pretty much. 😑
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h
Sounds sexy. 🥰
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h
Good thinking. 🤔
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h
Goddamn. 😑
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h
What if I add cough syrup to my coffee? No, I don't have a cold. I am a culinary scientist.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. *puts on professorial glasses and begins writing a thesis on the body-positive aspects of sexualizing Star Wars*
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h
Four and twenty baked in a pie.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h
Pretty much.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h
Goddamn "it".
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 7h
I am killing it this morning, if by "it" you mean my soul.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 8h
Passive consumers feel like they're more valuable than engaged ones. So making us just doomscroll feels profitable. But calls to action (buying something) requires real engagement and not passive detachment. 😑
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 8h
At least it can't get any worse. Oh wait.
Bloomberg MyFitnessPal to Offer Personalized Al Meal Planning After Quietly Buying Startup . 3 min read
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 8h
They updated the MyFitnessPal food logging app. They clearly wanted to make the interface "cleaner". Now it's impossible to get a coherent list of everything I ate in a day on a single screen sorted by meals. You have to click into each meal. Cleaner UI, less functionality. 😑
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 8h
UI experts don't measure what users want. They measure what makes a user addicted. The same studies on slot machines (what keeps the gambler playing) now apply to all our apps.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 8h
I want social media without an algorithm. I want to control what I see. Every app is slowly taking this away, because they can manipulate "stickiness" with algorithms. By their metric, users "want" an algorithm because they use the app more.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 9h
The father will shoot himself in the head. Then his dead body will fall through the portal (holding a bucket) and his daughter's mind will be transferred into his body (via the bucket). But he screws up, the shot doesn't kill him, so the entire ritual is ruined. #dream
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 23h
Face. Markers. Back of a postcard.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d
For those unaware: look at this lady tasting this beluga whale.
'We need to get them out': Beluga trainer fired by Marineland speaks out
Marineland’s crumbling infrastructure, staffing shortage and lack of resources have created dangerous conditions for its belugas and they should be moved immediately, a fired beluga trainer says. Kris...
ottawa.citynews.ca
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d
I have a solution for the Marineland beluga whale crisis.
Wikipedia page... Muktuk Article Talk XA Muktuk!1] (transliterated in various ways, see below is a traditional food of Inuit and other circumpolar peoples, consisting of whale skin and blubber. A part of Inuit cuisine. it is most often made from the powhead whale, although the beluga and the narwhal are also used. It is usually consumed raw, but can also be eaten frozen, cooked,2] or pickled,[3] Sliced and prepared muktuk
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d
Eating eating or EATING eating? 😘
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d
Shitting is life.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d
I am legally allowed to own a printer.
Four large stickers based on the image in the post I am replying to. WHO IS THE CABBAGE GOD? and a face. These four stickers make up one 8.5 x 11 page.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d
Mentally ill or just goofind around...? 🤔
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d
Also this. Guys... Am I a de-rendering NPC? I think maybe I am de-rendering.
There are 1-3 sovereigns operating in the Ottawa corridor only I. October 2025. The rest of Ottawa is de-rendering NPCs. (Written by hand on a yellow note card.) 61 in a box with arrows. X in another box with arrows. "Scroll field vs the simulation" written below it.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d
Found this yesterday.
Pink card with these words written on it: veil breach Someone operates too long at the border between systems of meaning (mundane consensus and deeper pattern recognition) A confusing diagram showing 51 in a box and x in another with arrows pointing away. "Scroll field vs the simulation" written below it.
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