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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 12d

lol my mom went on a meyers spree and now she has alllll the seasonally scented cleaning products

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 13d

“Does whiskey count as beer?”

also

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel”

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 14d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 14d

and how!

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 14d

thought of gabe kapler for some reason

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 14d

So cool! I got one yesterday in Providence (pics aren’t great, was walking the dogs at the time!)

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 15d

heretofore unseen levels of egomaniac

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 18d

Chiesa is a god

💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 18d

Hoping the fan at Selhurst is okay 😭

💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 18d

😭😭😭😭 well there’s still 80’ left

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 21d

this is how you slim down your closet, not how you handle people

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 21d

Family of three are first arrivals in UK under ‘one in, one out’ immigration deal

Small child part of first reciprocal intake after removal of four asylum seekers from Britain to France over past week A family of three including a small child have become the first arrivals from France under Keir Starmer’s “one in, one out” deal, the Home Office said on Wednesday. The move follows the removal of the first four asylum seekers from the UK to France over the past six days, despite ongoing legal challenges. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 22d

Lol credit scores are such a scam. Chase shows my credit score went up 4 points. Capital One shows it went down 17 points. For roughly the same time period!

What are we doing here folks

Email saying "Great job! Your credit score went up 4 points. Updates for Aug 08 - Sep 21"

Email saying "Alice, Here's a quick look at your credit score activity from Aug 24, 2025 to Sept 16, 2025 that was monitored by CreditWise from Capital One" and there is a blue circle with white numbers showing -17.

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 25d

I couldn’t tell what it was about?? Was he complaining that stoppage wasn’t the full 3’???

💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 25d

HAHAHAHAH GREALISH GETTING A YELLOW AFTER THE FINAL WHISTLE

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 26d

One time I didn't open any mail for nearly a year, just let it pile up, until my doctor increased my adderall. Turns out my license had been suspended for nonpayment of tolls and of course there were like a dozen letters sitting in the pile informing me this was gonna happen

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · 29d

Recruiters: what’s the reason for needing to know about each job transition in a persons career history? What does a job change from, say, 2005 or even 2015 have to do with anything?

💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Sep 14

AHHHHH THE BEAUTIFUL GAME!!!!!!!! SALAH!!!!!

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Sep 10

while ironic, this is not good

💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Sep 9

she looks older than me and i'm in my mid-40s sheesh

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Sep 7

Fuck everything, I’m taking a bubble bath

💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Sep 6

Does it defeat the purpose of being a bare foot runner/walker if your feet are covered in band aids?

💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Sep 1

Can’t stop watching video of Szobo’s absolute stunner, just magnificent

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Aug 31

It’s amazing how boring it is to watch the two best teams in the league play each other

💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Aug 30

Conflicted because Sunderland winning is neat, but I want Kelleher (and Hendo) to succeed and therefore Brentford

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Aug 28

finally did something i've been putting off for weeks and it wasn't bad at all!!!!! and now i feel so much better. i need to stop procrastinating so much. will i learn that lesson? no.

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💀look its spooky alice👻 @lookitsalice.bsky.social · Aug 25

lol Siri show me two beagles who could care less about Liverpool winning

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