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The Long Haul Hoss

@longhaulhoss.bsky.social

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Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦 Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · Jan 13

Realized I didn't have a pinned Post
Hey, I'm the Long Haul Hoss, probably busy running up and down the highways and Byways. Figured I'd post up my ref lol.

A reference image for the long Haul Hoss. A dark brown Clydesdale stallion with large hooves, a dark red mane and tail (with lighter red highlights) and pale, sun bleached splotches on his face and arm, reminiscent of a trucker's tan. He has green eyes and a thick but strong build.

The fursuit of the previous image, sitting in a white semi truck

A zoomed out shot of the Long Haul Fursuit in a Con Hallway.

Haul, dressed in a dark yellow shirt leans up against his red Kenworth W900 with a cigar in his hand and a smirk on his face.

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 4h

Lmao this is honestly the first time I've ever seen LEGO porn

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Cairo Steele @cairosteele.com · 11h

(Real talk though, I’m saving about $1k a year by switching from Etsy [which charges a % fee] to Shopify [which charges a flat fee]. It was extremely painless to move, highly recommend)

Cairo Steele @cairosteele.com · 11h

Etsy sent me a bill for $0.20 lmao

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you!!!!!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 9h

Thanks!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 9h

Oh shot, I got scammed!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you, my beautiful boyfriend. I'm so excited to make this into a wonderful home for us. I can't wait to have you up to see it ❤️❤️

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 10h

Appreciate it, Glaerd!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you!!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 10h

Thanks!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you!!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you, I'm so thrilled about the yard. I can't wait to sit out and have a morning coffee in it.

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you!!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 10h

Holy shit I bought a house.

A tiny fenced-in yard with a maple tree in the middle, with a comically small tire swing hanging from the tree.

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Mareplane! @hazelgoesneigh.bsky.social · 17h

Please, my bluesky, she is very sick

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 18h

It's silly, but one of the things about leaving a small town is telling the folks that you're not going to be around much anymore. The woman who owns my local mechanic garage almost started crying when I went in to thank her for taking care of me & my vehicles.
It's funny what hits hard.

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 20h

Just a reminder: @starlightserpent.bsky.social is the most beautiful being ever and I'm so happy they are mine to love and to hold. 🐴❤️🐉

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 1d

@renegademustang.bsky.social posted the base image in a group chat and I couldn't help but make the new meme format a thing.

A hand holds out a berry to a horse that looks at it with a happy/excited look on their face. It's tagged with "that post" over the berry and "Me" over the horse.

A hand holds out a berry to a horse that looks at it with a happy/excited look on their face. It's tagged with "barely running trucks on marketplace" over the berry and "Me" over the horse.

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 1d

@renegademustang.bsky.social posted the base image in a group chat and I couldn't help but make the new meme format a thing.

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 1d

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 1d

Like em' big?
Check out my buddy's Patreon

(nsfw) Rabid Cowolf (18+) @rabidcowolf.bsky.social · 1d

If you enjoy my art I haven't been doing any for a little while now, also my Patreon has been closed so you couldn't join up.

Both things are changing and if you want to you can come join me here again as I start making art again!

www.patreon.com/rabidcomics

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/gotB5q-uqLk?...

How to Start an F-16 (Bully in the Alley Remix)

YouTube video by Cinema History

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 1d

The local parking authority is not a huge fan of me. #LongHaulLife

A close up showing the side of my truck next to a sign that reads
"1 HR PARKING
9AM
TO 6PM
<->"
The street is pleasant and tree lined.

A photo showing my tanker trailer parked on a pleasant city street.

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 2d

From what I've heard it's going to be even more centrally located downtown. The fursuit walk is going to be wild lol.

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 2d

Wish I could! Unfortunately the Hotel this year got a little expensive, and I'm closing on my first house on Wednesday so I've got to be pretty careful with my money for the next couple months haha. Maybe the one after that!
Probably going to do CanFur though!

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