Loansey Jonesy
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Loansey Jonesy
@loanseyjonesy.bsky.social
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Tune in to learn how one man’s bad posting will affect your weekend. But first, a fashion show for King Charles spaniels?
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War and Peace is going to be a leaflet in comparison.
Everything aside, what’s Tim’s problem with buying bread at a grocery store?
Ok I’m tempted to go in on this one.
Congratulations everyone, we just created Seinfeld from first principles
There are more conventional options, it has to be said.
Tonight on A Middle Aged Man Travels with Dignity, I check in to a 4 star hotel and have the front desk make a dinner reservation following a visit to a reputable spa.
She’s quite excited about this and I’m doing my best not to take it from her
It does actually taste like eggs
You know I’ve had the same thought.
My wife just fed me chocolate pudding mixed with hard boiled eggs
Ya but egg watcher isn’t on that flight. Think he’s worried about falling out of the sky.
Well if/when you talk to your brothers friends wife’s bestie’s cousin colleague next, you can tell her the poaster formerly known as shed remembers.
I seem to recall a conversation between us and I remain convinced it got sold. Don’t remember details, but there was several moments where it was clear that user never worked in industry
You can’t expect a high school girl or Russian troll nest to know the ins and outs of the Protocols
One of the interactions I wish I had saved from the platform where everything happens is BankingSlut telling me that the Soros conspiracy is not antisemitic in any way.
Oh good political journalists are talking about shorts.
Here’s my pitch

It’s like an idiot abroad, and in place of the practical jokes and lampoonery, we make me really comfortable.
I’ve decided to give up my job sending emails to people instructing them to reply; I will instead be starting a travel food show where I take long expensive train rides using OPM and look into the camera while I go “this is really good, food, you should try this someday”.

Accepting term sheets
@donaldtrump are you seeing this shit
This is going to make the rounds in all the circles we don’t want it too