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Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 5h

I still haven't fully played it /whispers

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 22h

I once got stuck in a dress with cutouts in the back cause it kept folding the wrong way and I couldn't pull the zipper down. It took me at least half an hour in the dressing room at the store so I'm all for easier options! :D

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

Someone(s) sat in a meeting and thought WOW efficiency! We are the best.

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

And that's 8 euros too many than what it used to do for a whole year I got shadowbanned or something for updating the game every week.

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

They're asking for quick patches for the Unity thing and then OOPS sorry, here's a copy of your description. But erm this is tied to game not loading or playing. IS IT?? Last week it was In-App which it doesn't have. Do I really need all this hassle for the whooping 8 euros it made there last month?

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

These automated things, my god what a colossal waste of time.

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Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

Within 5 mins someone decided it doesn't open or play. How?!

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

Rejected again and they're like it doesn't open but also here's the Google Play game description and what on earth does the store page have to do with the app. This is beyond frustrating.

a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

Glued some broken wooden pedestal of sorts. On to lunch.

ALT: a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

"We found an issue in the following area(s):

Version code 9: In-app experience"

IT DOESN'T HAVE AN IN-APP. Surely *surely* you can see this internally.

Anyway sent it in again, let's see what happens this time.

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

So it *IS* loading and playing. Those lil shits. I bet you it was the AI that flagged it when AWS was having issues. Goshdarnit, damn timing.

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

I just remembered last year when I was moving house, I acquired a ganglion cyst on my hoof (I think it was the desk tempered glass that did it) which I then procrastinated on until I accidentally burst it by dropping a desktop computer on it. Talk about solving my own problems! 😂

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

I'm currently having this problem of not knowing *what* to do on my time off just cause I've got too many things I could and should be doing. Good times. I *think* I will try and do the Google Play thing, see why on earth the game *isn't* loading (allegedly).

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

"Let me give you a monitor review..." at no point does the monitor turn on. I'm so confused. Aren't we looking at monitors anymore before buying them? Is the image going to be a surprise?

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

It is good things happening. The monster has gone too far we need some peace until the next one steps in.

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 1d

i thought those were tulips and now you must add more flowers :P

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 2d

There’s a school teacher on the mic in the nearby elementary school losing her mind with the kids. 🤣🤣🤣

a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a brick building and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! ''

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 2d

That’s certainly one way to sell courses.

ALT: a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a brick building and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! ''

a witch is talking about another glorious morning .

Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 3d

You should start by having a blank screen and then you suddenly appear dressed like Dracula screaming BOO!

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Konstantinos Dimopoulos @konstantinosd.bsky.social · 3d

Horror classic Scratches will be discussed too ;)

D6 Learning @d6learning.bsky.social · 3d

Join us today at 17:00 CET for the making of horror adventure game ASYLUM with @agustin.me!

▶️ The event will be streamed live on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKUn...

▶️ Get your reminder via eventbrite: www.eventbrite.com/e/1620218530...

#gamedev #horror #adventuregame

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Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 4d

ALT: a witch is talking about another glorious morning .

a black and white clock with a spiral in the center

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Lydia @lkmad.bsky.social · 4d

Working on something extremely tedious so naturally my brain has decided to check out and work on this game idea which I've decided recently that because I won't live long enough to make all my game ideas I'm going to blend them all together into one. >:)

and then there's Panmorphia too...

ALT: a black and white clock with a spiral in the center