Lars Andersen
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Lars Andersen
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Escapee from reality. He/him. Strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
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One thing to notice, this story was apparently sourced from The Daily Mail, a rightwing gossip-rag similar to the New York Post. Some suggest that it's a smear campaign ahead of his divorce. Though one doesn't preclude the other, the Allen camp might have leaked it.
Well, he didn't really need it, it was just to keep it away from a dying child.
He made the friend apologize in public for being shot in the face. I mean, say what you want, that's a big swinging Dick move.
I wonder if Ben Shapiro has like a tiny small hint of introspection that he contributed heavily to this, or is he fully "how on earth did this happen?"
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I think that shows the extreme bubble they live in, that they think Stephen "We Got Goebbels At Home" Miller might turn the tides.
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I barely mind it being a cult, but does it have to be such a stupid cult dedicated to such a stupid person? "I worship Zoxoqo XIIIX, the benevolent millenium-emperor of a thousand planets." " I worship Donald Trump. He's dumb and mean!"
I barely mind it being a cult, but does it have to be such a stupid cult dedicated to such a stupid person? "I worship Zoxoqo XIIIX, the benevolent millenium-emperor of a thousand planets." " I worship Donald Trump. He's dumb and mean!"
RIP Diane Ladd, 89 years old. A good run.
Maybe they are just a doting grandma and a gardening-grandpa, and that falls neatly into coverstories.

Plus, the Armitages find it much easier to explain that they ostensibly hired the nurses who took care of the grandparents to be servants, rather than them being, say, friends of the family.
Everyone knows that to be a successful politician, your wife has to hate you with every fiber of her being! How do you expect to win an election if your significant other isn't disgusted by your very existence???
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So they clearly ran out of J names sometime before she was born but still kept having children? That's just poor planning.
Jinger Duggar sounds like about six different slurs smooshed together.
Is anyone setting up a class-action lawsuit, because apparently editing interviews is like super illegal?
The only man who could call Greg Davies little in the same tone Greg Davies calls Alex Horne.
You'd think that he'd finally have time to read some news now that he's not working. Maybe he is trying to catch up from the start? No spoilers, he's only at the Hessian war.
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Who do I contact at CBS to get my 10 million for that heavily edited Trump interview on 60 Minutes. Do they do direct deposit, or a check or something?
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I assume they are only granted the interview on the understanding that they won't factcheck or ask followups. In which case, I don't know why anyone bothers.
I dunno, he does lie all the time, but he also has dementia and ministrokes and his handlers do a lot of shady shit they keep him out of because he can't keep his fat mouth shut for five fucking seconds. And also he is very stupid.
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I think it depends on the state. In Louisiana you just go into the station and ask if you can be a cop and they hand you a badge, gun, and a uniform and tell you to get to work.