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@literallymike.bsky.social
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Time-traveller, but only at a rate of one second per second, and only forward. 👻🤖 Mostly art stuff (digital painting, 3d) with a little performative outrage thrown in the mix. I'm trying to cut down on the latter. 🚫 AI 🚫 DM
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I have a lot of students who believe learning to be a basic installation procedure akin to "teaching" Neo Kung-Fu.

Reading the recipe doesn't bake the cake.
I think we can forego dunking on Rob Schneider... Dude is spiraling toward irrelevance faster than he already was.

It's like arguing with a toddler, and boasting about knowing more.
Is Photoshop due a complete overhaul, or is Adobe just going to keep bloating it until it becomes Akira Tetsuo, a hideous abomination of what it once was?
Failing isn't a villain. It's a teacher.
Mistakes are necessary experience.
I mean, if you're gonna commit to the bit, right?
It'll be nice when it's the Donald J. Trump Memorial Ballroom.
I wonder what Stephen Miller considers "good" art... Like MORBIDLY curious.
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When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:
Every dude standing there should have dropped their phone and made him regret that for the rest of his life.
He can just buy them things to win their favor. Skynet accepts DOGE, right?
Boo fucking hoo. I do feel bad for those kids, though. They have parents like that...
It's almost *too* perfect...
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If Stepford husbands were a thing...
They don't even have a concept of what a plan is.
Awww, come on. I was sort of looking forward to her fumbling it at EVERY turn.
Correcting them is a waste of time. They KNOW they're full of shit. That's the brand.
This is the American representation I've come to expect. Rooting for you from a county away.
Peter Thiel is rock hard right now.
Figured it would be a good time to bring back this classic from DJT 1.0...
Don't...don't we (the people) already "own" the whole thing?