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lirroc

@lirroc.bsky.social

160 followers 1.6K following 62 posts

Burned out workhorse, foaming teeth, head spinning with fire and light. Here to doom spiral and brux. Up the labor classes. Fuck a system. Love the good ones.

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lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 7h

The chaotic, joker-like energy of Costco, only selling LaCroix in mixed packs of two good flavors and one terrible one

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lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 8h

Eat the blood you threw up and see if you can throw up even more blood, this could be a hack for infinite blood

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 12h

like 3 of my podcasts referenced Harry and the Hendersons in the same week, what is the Hollywood cabal cooking up

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 12h

There’s no such thing as “pushing too hard”. Pee is only mildly jagged, whereas the penis is evolved to push out an entire 8lb baby

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 12h

I made it ma, top of the — wait ma where are you going, come back

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 1d

What age would her brother tell me she is?

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah we shouldn’t get distracted by these international crises, hey what’s your profile pic about btw

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lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 6d

a man in just his glasses and underwear, climbing into a fissure in a rock in the shape of his own silhouette

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lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 6d

You’re gonna be like the freshman at the senior prom! Clout for the next 3 years (or until death whichever comes first)

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 7d

The shark-people of Pescadoria are human on the bottom half and sharks on the top half, and mermaid ass plays an important role in their traditional chumming of age ceremony. This is a complicated issue. Please educate yourself.

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 8d

he means they’re gonna let AI write for them

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lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 10d

Release a new entry in a AAA prestige shooter series, make it Switch exclusive

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 14d

Frame #2960 from E57 The Abominable Doughman

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lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 16d

“Why did my air plant die, I watered it every day”

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · Sep 10

So she was definitely the water-feature-having millionaire, right?

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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · Sep 7

By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face

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lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · Sep 4

It’s just diet Jägermeister, people really need to relax about it

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · Sep 3

You have to admit, 2+3 does equal 5

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · Sep 2

You can’t trick me that’s Jigsaw

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · Aug 30

Oh damn, I didn’t realize there was a draft on

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · Aug 22

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lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · Aug 13

Unfortunately, statistically and historically speaking, most people would not stop a murder on the street either

lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · Jul 22

We were on an airplane
Everybody had matching uniforms
Something got caught in our radar net
There we saw a jet!
It wasn’t a jet…
It was a jet (passenger)!

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