lil miss anthrope
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let the end times roll
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nope, it's just like the first one, so it's p good
oh, thanks for reminding me this was going on, i wanted to play the demo of the new powerwash simulator

i will let u know if it's crappy
if you charged people $50/kick you'd be richer than him in a week
yeah, i'm not exactly sure what the age is supposed to be, i guess i'd make a terrible republican
is he saying that six year old girls are hitting puberty, is that what this grown republican man is saying
ladies and gentlemen, i give you: the lesser evil
brb, replacing every computer in the call center with one that you have to talk to
will stancil easily takes most racist post of the day while most people are still finishing their coffee. that's what you call *hustle*, folks
yeah, we're gonna get some bloodthirsty ghoul of a dem in office who will continue 99% of trump's policies with 0% of the outrage
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
yeah i bounced off the interface, too. the old one worked fine, idk why they had to fuck with it

but whatever, tarn and zach can have my $20
huh, guess she didn't appease him hard enough
walter white bangin your wife: i am the one who cucks
Walter white ascending to the papacy: I am the one who defrocks
walter white while putting on a kinda-half-turtleneck: i am the one who mocks
if they did that, i might watch a comic book movie
i always liked 'em. also sardines, herrings, whatever fish u got in a can, really
then the next day, labcorp sends me this:

yes they are, labcorp, but not the way you think
From: Labcorp
Subject: Are your testosterone levels affecting your quality of life?
i'm leaving some cookies out iykwim ;)
suddenly missing my '87 civic ;___;
"you just haven't had the right dick yet", you know, the thing these dudes all say to lesbians
we're still not allowed to call them the n-word, GJ
it's what happens when you talk back to bigots too much
when the people running *the inquisition* have you dragged home in chains for your human rights abuses, yeah, maybe you shouldn't have a holiday named after you