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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 8h

nope, it's just like the first one, so it's p good

lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 8h

oh, thanks for reminding me this was going on, i wanted to play the demo of the new powerwash simulator

i will let u know if it's crappy

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 8h

if you charged people $50/kick you'd be richer than him in a week

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 8h

yeah, i'm not exactly sure what the age is supposed to be, i guess i'd make a terrible republican

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 8h

is he saying that six year old girls are hitting puberty, is that what this grown republican man is saying

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 13h

ladies and gentlemen, i give you: the lesser evil

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 14h

brb, replacing every computer in the call center with one that you have to talk to

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 16h

will stancil easily takes most racist post of the day while most people are still finishing their coffee. that's what you call *hustle*, folks

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 16h

^_^

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 17h

yeah, we're gonna get some bloodthirsty ghoul of a dem in office who will continue 99% of trump's policies with 0% of the outrage

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1d

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 23h

it's pretty good, yeah

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 23h

yeah i bounced off the interface, too. the old one worked fine, idk why they had to fuck with it

but whatever, tarn and zach can have my $20

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

huh, guess she didn't appease him hard enough

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

walter white bangin your wife: i am the one who cucks

FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 1d

Walter white ascending to the papacy: I am the one who defrocks

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 1d

walter white while putting on a kinda-half-turtleneck: i am the one who mocks

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

if they did that, i might watch a comic book movie

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

i always liked 'em. also sardines, herrings, whatever fish u got in a can, really

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

then the next day, labcorp sends me this:

yes they are, labcorp, but not the way you think

From: Labcorp
Subject: Are your testosterone levels affecting your quality of life?

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

<3

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 2d

i'm leaving some cookies out iykwim ;)

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 2d

suddenly missing my '87 civic ;___;

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 2d

"you just haven't had the right dick yet", you know, the thing these dudes all say to lesbians

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 2d

we're still not allowed to call them the n-word, GJ

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 3d

it's what happens when you talk back to bigots too much

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 3d

when the people running *the inquisition* have you dragged home in chains for your human rights abuses, yeah, maybe you shouldn't have a holiday named after you

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