Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

LepsLair

@lepslair.com

1.9K followers 2.9K following 3.4K posts

I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 54m

People say that I lie all the time. I'll have you know that I sit up all the time and that's no lie.

1 2

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 3h

What gas do snails prefer?
Shell

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 5h

Accurate

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 6h

Always drive with cake

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 9h

I have no idea why my hand is all bruised

1 1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 9h

Sorry Steve

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 11h

A motorist ran into a shop.
"Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked.
"No," replied the manager.
"Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 22h

Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
In their launch boxes.

1 2

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 23h

Where does a fish keep his money?
In the River Bank

1 3

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Not in NJ anymore?

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

A boiled egg for breakfast is hard to beat

1 2

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

I need to get in shape. If I was murdered, my chalk outline would be a circle

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

I miss this clown!

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

We know where the big apple is, but where does anyone know where the mini apple is?

1 2

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Einstein developed a theory about space. It was about time too!

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Laughter is the best medicine... unless you have diarrhea

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

How many of you know who this is or have seen him before?

1 1 3

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Who else is from my universe?

3 1 3

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar.
They didn't planet that way.

1 2

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d

I'm checking our Trick 'r Treat!

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle

2 2

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d

Larva was a great band before the Beatles emerged

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d

I'm a smooth ass lol

1 1

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d

Where did you come from, where did you go? Who the fuck played Cotton Eyed Joe?

1 2