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Rikki and Kiki
@leetrikki90.bsky.social
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Human & her telepathic tuxedo cat Kiki. Human’s a retired writer/editor & instructional designer. Kiki’s the boss! We write stories to read aloud (the CAPS are for emphasis). “Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom” is researched. We love cats, pix & art! No DMs!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 14m
Kiki here. A kitty gifted you! How sweet!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 39m
Kiki here. Kitties need never repent!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 56m
“Thanks for the HAIRBALL in the living room this morning, Kiki!”

“I AIM to please, human!”

“You left it for me to FIND, instead of HIDING it or leaving it in a bad location!”

“Trying to be HELPFUL…And in the interest of full disclosure, I left another in the BED!”

“A bad aim on THAT one, Kiki!”
Tuxedo cat sitting on carpeted floor, her head tilted down in guilt
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 3h
Kiki here. You‘re such a glamour kitty, Marvin!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 3h
Kiki here. Hi, LBranch! You look cute from every angle.
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 3h
Kiki here. Thank you!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 3h
“Human, 2 minutes ’til BREAKFAST!”

“Lemme REST, Kiki.”

“Does 2 minutes MATTER? You’re AWAKE!”

“MY question, Kiki: Does it matter to YOU?”

“Yes! I get ANGRIER with every second!”

“That’s the ALARM!…Aren’t you glad you WAITED?”

“MY question, human: Aren’t YOU glad I didn’t have to wait LONGER?”
Tuxedo cat sitting on dark blue sheet and gray quilt on unmade bed, going mad for breakfast
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 5h
Kiki here. Hi, Tex B. I won’t really chew her ears off since earrings and hearing aids spoil the meal.
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 6h
Kiki here. Such well-behaved kitties you are while waiting for your food, Jake and Joe! You set an example for all to follow (although I won’t).
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 17h
“Caught a little COLD, Kiki?”

(softly) “Must’ve, human.”

“Can hardly HEAR you! Your meows are SOFT! Switch to TELEPATHY.”

“Ain’t STRONG enough.”

“So, just TALK into my hearing aids, Kiki; I’ll talk back. And no BITING!”

“OK, human…But I can’t promise not to talk TOO much and CHEW your ear off!”
Tuxedo cat sitting on carpeted floor, looking up at you with communicating eyes
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 18h
Kiki here. You gotta teach me that position, Mackrel!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 18h
Kiki here. Hi, Nicky! Another great tip for the humans. Hope you feel better soon!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 18h
Kiki here. Hi, LBranch! Such a polite kitty!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 18h
Kiki here. Hi, Jackie O! I do that, too…but there’s a time limit!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 20h
Kiki here. Never trust a human to think like a kitty!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 20h
“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #259: You might LOVE electrical cords, but they’re NOT toys! PULLING a cord might drop a small APPLIANCE on you. CHEWING one might give you burns or a shock! Your humans will HIDE the cords, COAT them with a smelly odor, give you TOYS to chew, or add FIBER to your diet!”
Tuxedo cat sitting atop a carpeted car tree behind a hanging ethernet cable, looking ahead
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h
Kiki here. That’s the title of my next book!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h
“Kiki, must you GROOM yourself when I’m here?”

“I’m a PERFORMANCE artist, human. This is my ACT!”

“It can’t be HEALTHY while I’m eating lunch!”

“Don’t BELITTLE my art, human! I was top groomer in my SHELTER…Ain’t NOBODY can outlick me!”

“Finish your SHOW, Kiki. But don’t wait for MY applause!”
Tuxedo cat lying on carpeted floor, licking her paw while grooming
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 23h
Kiki here. Happy #WhiskersWednesday, Waffles!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 1d
Kiki hier. Ja, alle Katzen sind süß!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 1d
“Wanna send me a little LOVE, human?”

“OK, Kiki! Love’s coming your WAY! Rubbing the head…scritching the ears…petting the back…booping the nose…”

“I LIKED that!”

“How about sending some love back to ME, Kiki? Sit on my lap and purr?”

“Human, loving’s a ONE-WAY street—from YOU to ME! Bye, now!”
Tuxedo cat sitting on her human’s chest, looking ready for love
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 1d
Kiki here. Already finished!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 1d
Kiki here. You’ve got the cutest whiskers of any kitty I know, Marvin! Happy #WhiskersWednesday!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 1d
Kiki here. We’re figuring that out as we go along!
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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 1d
Kiki here. Who wouldn’t read it? (Well, maybe I wouldn’t!)
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