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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1h

Just looked it up… Tobe Hooper directed an episode?! Okay now I want to watch it. It’s on Hulu.

Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1h

was it called something like Hunters or Animals or Prey or something like that? And is Dr. Giggles in it? I think I watched at least one episode or his when was 16-17.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1h

All these dummies keep talking about “the middle of the country” like somewhere between NY and CA all information degrades and 250 million or so people are still living in 1957 and don’t have, like, the internet or TVs or hearts and minds of their own. That doesn’t really exist, prob never did.

Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 2h

As an Italian American the absolute death blow tonight was Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo. Using our dad’s words back at us like that is assassin shit only somebody keenly aware of how to break my people would be brave enough to use in that arena.

I love it. Next tell him his gramma thinks he’s ugly.

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 8h

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 3h

I don’t even know how to react to good election results. It’s to be happy right? Okay I’m happy.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 11h

You mean we have to keep having elections? And I have to keep voting in them? God damn it this democracy bullshit is exhausting.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 13h

My conspiracy theory is this just them trying to wrestle away all the land the church owns in the states because they can’t stand anybody else having all that sweet, sweet tax free property which could easily be converted to mara a Lagos via Pope Vance mandate, but would still be tax free.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 13h

Yes

Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 13h

Amazing, taking medicine for a problem seems to help it. Hm. Will need to look into this some more.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 21h

I’m not doing so great after dealing with the dog stuff yesterday. Just exhausted from having what felt like a 24 hour panic attack. Send us good vibes as we get through today.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 22h

Alright now let’s aim that death ray a little bit to the right and get the big guy out of the way.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

You know I’m riled when I start talking like Sylvio Dante

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

“We did it” - men

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry that this shit bugs me so much more than, say, being called a gangster my whole life. I’d rather be associated with the mob than be a friend to a gavone selling us out left and right. Interminable goon. A disgrace.

Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

All I’m saying is he comes round here he’s getting a fuckin smack and a half and he’ll have to take it and be quiet

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

Okay that’s it I’m calling my uncles about this guy. Italians shouldn’t be talking like this. We did the whole fascism dance once already and it sucked and we had to string that guy up. Embarrassing. Just so embarrassing.

Jeet Heer @jeetheer.bsky.social · 1d

This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

Italians who thought Mussolini just needed a little more time?

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

Hellboy II is so fuckin good

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

We were just like “who is this guy??” and a bunch of movie dorks, so we like ran to Blockbuster to rent the other movie of his they had which was Chronos.

Then when Hellboy came out I basically lost my mind.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

It was not our smartest choice

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

can remember my friends and I seeing this in theaters and going absolutely crazy… and then we ran home and watched Chronos lol

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe I am just delirious from lack of good sleep and taking care of my dog for the last 24 hours, but Ken Marino on The Other Two might be his best work and that’s saying something. Just one joke after another. Incredible stuff.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god Rob Zombie is the uber wife guy.

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know if Rob Zombie is a good director or not, but this move is a fucking nightmare. Like an actual nightmare got filmed.

Unrelated I am so tired.

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